Success can be relative. The more successful you get, the more relatives you seem to have.
"Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea, are excellent schoolmasters, and teach some of us more than we can ever learn from books."
How is the 16th president of the United States like an owl in the daytime?
They're both A-blinkin'
How many roads must a man walk... before he will admit he is really lost?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte