Good advice from a cowboy:
Never squat with your spurs on.
I am so happy that the Ravens won last night. I wasn't going to stay up to watch the game, especially after the delay, but now I am glad I did.
"Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing."
William Arthur Ward
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What are the last words of a bachelor?
I do, of course!