"Go out into the world today and love the people you meet. Let your presence light new light in the hearts of people."
You know the economy is bad when the wages of sin are frozen!
Two TV antennae met and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
"Love is always bestowed as a gift- freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love."
One good thing about getting older is that your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.