What do you call the head of a corporation who makes alot of blunders?
A CEO - OH
"Go out into the world today and love the people you meet. Let your presence light new light in the hearts of people."
You know the economy is bad when the wages of sin are frozen!
Two TV antennae met and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
"Love is always bestowed as a gift- freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love."