One good thing about getting older is that your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
What do you get if you cross a hospital with a skunk?
A medical scenter
"Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today."
Earl Of Chesterfield
Curling is just housework on ice!
If you must acquire a taste for something, it should probably be left alone.