Two TV antennae met and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
"Love is always bestowed as a gift- freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love."
One good thing about getting older is that your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
What do you get if you cross a hospital with a skunk?
A medical scenter
"Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today."
Earl Of Chesterfield