"Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promissory note. Today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely."
It always darkest before daylight savings time.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.
Bad memory and good health = happiness!
"Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are."