Bad memory and good health = happiness!
"Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are."
Be careful, wrinkles are hereditary. Parents can easily get them from their children!
"The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him employment and happiness."
A farmer out west was hopping mad when someone stepped on his corn.