People who tell me to live life to the fullest have never seen my paycheck!
The cowboy decided to get a chihuahua and everyone told him to get along, little doggie.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats on planes?
Why not put a parachute there?
"A successful man is one who can lay the foundation with the bricks others have thrown."
How do you tickle a rich girl?
Just say Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!