What did the baby light bulb say to it's mother?
I wuv you watts and watts!
"More important than talent, strength or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams."
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
Seeing a spider is never the problem. Knowing there is a spider in the room and not knowing where is the problem.
Where did the cold king put his armies?
In his sleevies of course!