"Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds."
Orison Swett Marden
Adam told Eve that he would be wearing the plants in the family.
When you read the fine print, you get an education. When you don't, you get an experience.
If you can swallow an asprin at a drinking fountain, you deserve to feel better!
A fool and his money are soon parted, but how did they find each other in the first place?