When you read the fine print, you get an education. When you don't, you get an experience.
If you can swallow an asprin at a drinking fountain, you deserve to feel better!
A fool and his money are soon parted, but how did they find each other in the first place?
"The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it."
L. Ron Hubbard
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.