If you can swallow an asprin at a drinking fountain, you deserve to feel better!
A fool and his money are soon parted, but how did they find each other in the first place?
"The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it."
L. Ron Hubbard
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball?
She always ran away from the ball and had a pumpkin for a coach.