He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball?
She always ran away from the ball and had a pumpkin for a coach.
"Sow a thought, and you reap an act, sow an act, and you reap a habit, sow a habit and you reap a character, sow a character, and you reap destiny."
You can't take it with you. I guess that's why you never see U Hauls following the hearse.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on it's shoes.