"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."
A computer is completely reliable, until you go and turn it on.
Why did the tire take a vacation?
It couldn't take the pressure.
"I've learned that you can't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to trow something back."
A penny saved must be a government oversight.