Why did the tire take a vacation?
It couldn't take the pressure.
"I've learned that you can't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to trow something back."
A penny saved must be a government oversight.
The heatwave continues here in Michigan and we are ready for rain anytime now. It is drought weather here and has been for weeks now. Boy has the weather been extreme for all of us so far.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?