Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Why did the little boy give his teacher a PC?
The store was all out of Apples
"Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?"
Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy
One just for my special spooky spark friend.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
They prefer to have eat their fingers separately.
Why don't mummies take vacations?
For fear of unwinding.