The only way children could be any more difficult to raise would be if they ever decided to unionize!
What happened when the clock factory burned?
There was too much second hand smoke!
"Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody."
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Where do lettuces practice law?
At the salad bar!
No whey would Little Miss Muffet give up her curds to anyone!