"Instruction does not prevent wasted time or mistakes; and mistakes themselves are often the best teachers of all."
James Anthony Froude
Ever want to ruin a good knock knock joke?
just answer them with "come on in"
You know prices are really on the rise when you go to buy a winter coat and even down is up.
"Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them."
Why couldn't the bell keep a secret?
Because it always tolled!