Why did the pie go to the dentist?
He needed a filling!
"Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so it goes on flying anyway."
Mary Kay Ash
When planning things in life, there is usually one more imbecile than you counted on.
There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you truly have defeated age."
Is the zoo really for us to study animals or for the animals to just look at us crazy people walking on by?