"Love is what carries you, for it is always there, even in the dark, or most in the dark, but shining out at times like gold stitches in a piece of embroidery."
If the grass on the other side is greener, it must be from all of the extra fertilizer that is used!
Age is only a number and it means nothing, unless of course you happen to be a bottle of wine!
There is nothing worse than arriving in paradise only to find that you actually look like your passport photo.
If you mix flour, water and salt, you get glue. If you add eggs, baking powder and oil to that mix, you get cake. Where does that glue go then?