If you work diligently 8 hours a day, you may be able to become a boss and then you can work yourself insane 12 hours a day!
There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
"An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject and manages to avoid them."
You know you've reached adulthood when 90 percent of the time you spend at the computer is for real work.
The only problems that can seem to disappear if you ignore them long enough are adolescence and snow!