One reason computers can get more work done than people is that they don't have to stop and answer the phone!
The meaning of Diet: Wishful Shrinking!
"Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."
Allen K. Chalmers
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
When your dogs jumps in your bed it's because they adore being with you. When your cats jump in your bed it's because they adore your bed!