Compromise: The art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they each have the biggest piece.
"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."
On anniversaries, the wise husband may forget the past... but better never forget the present!
"Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning."
Q: According to Ann Landers, what are the two things you should never do in bed?
A: Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.