Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing alot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q: Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.