Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter (Marshall of course) and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q: What are "Do It" "I Can Help" and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A: George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you a man or a woman?
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.