Money may not be everything, but it sure can keep the family in constant contact!
"You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think."
How is it that your old junk can become useful only after you throw it out?
Always remember, silence is golden, especially when it can help you in a disagreement.
Woman should never be referred to as Babes or Chicks, women should instead be referred to as Breasted Americans.