It should never be said that a woman has Been Around, she is simply a Previously Enjoyed Companion.
Woman are not really Dumb Blondes, they are just a Light Haired Detour Off The Information Highway.
Women do not get Tipsy or Drunk, they get Chemically Inconvenienced.
Woman are not actually Airheads, they can just be Reality Impaired.
Some men are not really Bad Dancers, some of them are just Overly Caucasian!