A man is never balding. He is simply in Follicle Regression.
Man talk #1:
Men do not show their "crack" hanging out of their pants. That is really Rear Cleavage.
I love to share things with everyone here, but this one goes out to my sis Toby of all people today.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
Sometimes it can be easier to get forgiveness than permission!
The best kind of balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!