My mind is still like a steel trap - rusty, almost useless and considered illegal in most states!
"History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life and brings tidings of antiquity."
You know you've been spending way too much time on the computer if you go to get on an elevator and double click the floor button when you get on.
"We can complain because the rose bushes have thorns, or we can rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."
"The difference between visionaries and dreamers is that visionaries make the dreams come true."
Walter R. Mueller