I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just missing a few parts, that's all.
The more I think about it, the more I believe that Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
If a man claims something is just a silly, childish game, it must be something his wife can beat him at.