"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch,you must first create the universe."
gravitation can never be blamed for people falling in love.
sometimes it can be hard to tell if a successful man is really out to please his wife or to spite his mother in law!
there are 2 kinds of fisherman: those who go for the sport of it and those who catch the fish!
"Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door"
Ralph Waldo Emerson