Personal Computer: A device created to make people take their work where no work should ever have to go!
the main accomplishment of almost any organized protests is to to annoy the people who are not in them.
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch,you must first create the universe."
gravitation can never be blamed for people falling in love.
sometimes it can be hard to tell if a successful man is really out to please his wife or to spite his mother in law!