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The Resume of Jesus Christ

Sunday, April 08, 2012

The Resume of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus


Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume' because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume'.

Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.

References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance

In Summation
Now that you've read my resume', I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital! position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).


  
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DEFIANTVEGAN 4/13/2012 1:35PM

    I've seen this before and I love it is that an Impeccable Resume'? emoticon emoticon

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GLAMNGLOWDIVA 4/9/2012 1:42AM

    This is lovely Yvonne, thank you!

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ITSMAI 4/8/2012 11:12PM

    Oh my gosh, I LOVE THIS!!!! This is so good! Thank you so much for sharing this.

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DAWNWATERWOMAN 4/8/2012 8:29PM

    excellent. Thanks for sharing Yvonne. I hope that you had a happy & blessed Easter. Love, Dawn

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FITSPOGUY 4/8/2012 8:05PM

    that was cool

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LGAR519 4/8/2012 4:02PM

    Very Special!!

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DEBBIEANNE1124 4/8/2012 11:46AM

    I loved this!
blessings!

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BESTMEICANBE51 4/8/2012 10:37AM

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I gave Him that position in my life a long time ago.

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TEDYBEAR2838 4/8/2012 10:17AM

    THAT, MY FRIEND, IS TOTALLY emoticon.

emoticon for posting that. A lot of people would
not have done that.

It's because of HIM that I get up every day!

HE IS RISEN!

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WILLOW49 4/8/2012 10:12AM

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Now there Easter Eggs and then there are Easter Eggs

Saturday, April 07, 2012




















  
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OLDERDANDRT 4/9/2012 1:52PM

    Love them all, but my favs, in order are: 1) the painted butt cheeks! (nothin' cuter than babies any way, hehe) 2) the colored hens and 3) the colored chicks!!! Oh my, so adorable! Wonder what they thought of each other!!! lol emoticon

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WILLBOYWONDER 4/9/2012 9:51AM

    Happy Easter

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HELEN_BRU 4/8/2012 9:53AM

    Real Cute!

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BE-THE-CHANGE 4/8/2012 6:54AM

    I've seen most of these before but not the babies - how adorable!

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DS9KIE 4/8/2012 1:19AM

    cute emoticon

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WILLOW49 4/7/2012 10:59PM

    Cute! Happy Easter, Yvone!
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ORGANIC811LFRV 4/7/2012 9:07PM

    Too cute!

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    Have a lovely Easter Yvonne! emoticon

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DEBBIEANNE1124 4/7/2012 5:57PM

    Have a blessed Easter Yvonne!

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LINOVER 4/7/2012 5:27PM

    Happy Easter! Loved the pictures!

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LGAR519 4/7/2012 5:20PM

    Love the pictures. Happy Easter my friend!

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TEDYBEAR2838 4/7/2012 5:09PM

    It made me smile out loud.

LOVE IT!

HAPPY (HOPPY) EASTER

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CASEYQC 4/7/2012 4:53PM

    Happy Easter!! Love the pictures!

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DAWNWATERWOMAN 4/7/2012 4:40PM

    Happy Easter to YOU!!!!

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My thoughts for today...

Friday, April 06, 2012

So far today, God, I have done all right. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, over-indulgent, coveted my neighbor's spouse or taken your name in vain.

I am very thankful for that.

But, in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed. And from then on, everyone that I encounter will probably need a lot of help from you.

Amen!

  
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ROSALIEESTHER 4/9/2012 2:34AM

    Thanks for the smile!

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DARA52 4/8/2012 11:49PM

    Love it!

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DAWNWATERWOMAN 4/7/2012 4:07PM

    Too funny and often too true! Love ya, Dawn

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TEDYBEAR2838 4/6/2012 5:01PM

    I always love that one, thanks Yvonne

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GLAMNGLOWDIVA 4/6/2012 3:24PM

    That is a good one!
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    Lol

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LGAR519 4/6/2012 9:48AM

    Great!! Happy Easter!

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HELEN_BRU 4/6/2012 9:04AM

    emoticon and Happy Easter!

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AMIGWEN 4/6/2012 9:03AM

    Wow. It's like you were in my room this morning... how'd you know? ;)

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MAUR88N 4/6/2012 8:46AM

  So true!

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MARTI1957 4/6/2012 8:46AM

    I have this poem posted on my wall at work. Isn't it great? emoticon

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BE-THE-CHANGE 4/6/2012 8:40AM

    Love it!

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    LOL!!! Amen! emoticon

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Take control...

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Your health is in your hands. My question is, what are you going to do about it?


  
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DEFIANTVEGAN 4/4/2012 2:12PM

    Thanks for the post I have that saying on one of my page pics. That is to remind me to get off my butt and start working out.

I think it's time to do so nothing is stopping me as of yet it was just procrastinating and minor issues that prevented me and I should have thrown my focus on working out but I didn't and i just ate everything I shouldn't have.

Well Thanks for the reminder.

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BE-THE-CHANGE 4/4/2012 11:15AM

    Love it - definitely Get Serious!

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LGAR519 4/4/2012 10:30AM

    Have been sick. Chose medicine over healthy food. Will do better payday when I can buy fresh again. Want to start my green smoothies again!!

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ORGANIC811LFRV 4/4/2012 7:27AM

    You know what I am doing about it. LOL LOL

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GLAMNGLOWDIVA 4/4/2012 1:17AM

    That pretty much says it all. Great motivation there too.

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DEBBIEANNE1124 4/4/2012 1:07AM

    Terrific Blog! Says it all!

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AMYISSUCCEEDING 4/4/2012 12:31AM

    I'm taking charge! Thank you for your support.
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MFTAGGFREEZE 4/4/2012 12:18AM

    Love the pic.... great blog.

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DAWNWATERWOMAN 4/3/2012 10:05PM

    GET SERIOUS!

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TEDYBEAR2838 4/3/2012 9:58PM

    I took charge & going full speed ahead!

I know you are too. NO MORE EXCUSES!

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Little tricks of the trade for your journey to a healthier you.

Monday, April 02, 2012


Use blue dishware. Studies have shown that those who eat off of blue plates tend to eat less.

Eat with large forks and spoons and you tend to eat less than those who eat with smaller utensils, probably due to feeling as though they are eating more.

Try plates and bowls that contrast with the color of your food—food that is the same color as your plate gives the illusion that there is less food actually on your plate. Again think blue plates, not many foods you eat are blue in color.

Use smaller plates, bowls and glasses. It gives an appearance that you are eating more food. Besides the bigger the plate the more you cab pack on it, and we don't want that do we?

Enjoy your food without any distractions such as no TV. try some nice dinner music for a change. Sit down at the table without a book or TV and enjoy your food—you’ll find that you feel full much faster.




Say no to processed foods.

Start eating more whole foods, like fruits, vegetables and whole grains.

If you choose to eat meat opt for grass-fed. Cows that graze on grass only, instead of being fed corn or grain, produce beef and milk that is higher in beneficial fatty acids. The animals that graze in pastures were found to have significantly different fat content and fatty-acid levels than the cows that were kept in milking barns and feedlots and fed primarily corn.

Wild game meat is healthier than beef or pork (or in some cases chicken). According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), the following is true for a 3-ounce serving of meat:

Beef - 259 calories, 18 g. fat, 7 g. saturated fat
Pork - 214 calories, 13 g. fat, 5 g. saturated fat
Caribou - 142 calories, 4 g. fat, 1 g. saturated fat
Deer - 134 calories, 3 g. fat, 1 g. saturated fat
Antelope - 127 calories, 2 g. fat, 1 g. saturated fat
Elk - 124 calories, 2 g. fat, 1 g. saturated fat
Moose - 114 calories, 1 g. fat, 0 g. saturated fat

Eat the colors of the rainbow and a range of foods. Try different colors from different groups each week. You’ll get more of the nutrients into your body that way.

  
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AMYISSUCCEEDING 4/3/2012 7:51PM

    Thank you for sharing.
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GLAMNGLOWDIVA 4/3/2012 2:02AM

    These are great ideas, thanks for sharing them. I like the idea of the blue dishes.

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    emoticon terrific ideas and tips.

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DAWNWATERWOMAN 4/2/2012 10:31PM

    Wow. Really interesting info. Who knew that MOOSE could be good for you! Love ya, Dawn

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WILLOW49 4/2/2012 8:00PM

    Good info! Thanks!

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LGAR519 4/2/2012 7:23PM

    Very interesting blog. Thanks!

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THE70SNUT 4/2/2012 6:59PM

    I LOVE the Blue plate idea. Just put my spring dishes out and am tired of changing each 2 seasons (have always loved it and added a new plate and bowl and glass every year but tired of it now.) Wanting to redecorate my kitchen and was going for the coffee/espresso theme but thinking I'll keep looking and find something that goes with the blue. I've got a month off work to get things done!

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DEFIANTVEGAN 4/2/2012 6:50PM

    Interesting info. thanks for posting.

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    Excellent info, thanks!!! emoticon

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TEDYBEAR2838 4/2/2012 6:46PM

    I am really working on doing just that.

Thanks Girlfriend

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