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Funny e-mail I got--

Monday, November 21, 2011

Here's an item that was voted "Woman's Favorite Email of the Year"...

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow
me to switch bodies with her for a day. Amen."

God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke with the body of his
wife. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set
out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took
it to the cleaners, stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went
grocery shopping, drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills
and balanced the checkbook. He next cleaned the cat's litter box and
bathed the dog. Noting that it was already 1 p.m., he hurried to make
the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen
floor. He then drove to school, picked up the kids and brought them
home. After giving them some milk and cookies, he got the children
organized and started them on their homework. He then set up the
ironing board and watched some TV while doing the ironing. At 4:30 he
began peeling some potatoes, washing vegetables for a salad, breaded
the pork chops and shucked the corn-on-the-cob for supper.

After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded the
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 p.m., even though he was exhausted and his daily chores weren't
fully completed, he went to bed, where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.

H awoke the following morning and immediately knelt by the bed to
pray: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy
my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, switch
our bodies back."

The Lord, again in His infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you
have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to
the way they were. But you will have to wait nine months because you
got pregnant last night."

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JCARDINAL 11/21/2011 11:46AM


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MSBLT82 11/21/2011 10:26AM


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YELLOWDAHLIA 11/21/2011 10:22AM

    Hee hee- love it!

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BLUEBIRDSFLY 11/21/2011 9:53AM

    Ha! Wasn't prepared for the punch line. Love it!

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ALASKASKY 11/21/2011 7:55AM

    emoticonSo good, so true. Ha!ha!

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/21/2011 7:39AM

    Oh my gosh. I heard that eons ago and forgot the punchline.
Made me laugh again. Thanks Tracy

What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

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KASEYCOFF 11/21/2011 2:51AM

    Tracy - although my kids are now grown 'n' gone, if you added '...and went to work at the office for six hours' and shifted the time schedule a little, it could've been ME, lol...

I'm sending this to every woman (and a few men) I know!

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STORMIWEATHER 11/21/2011 2:40AM


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QUEEN_REINA 11/21/2011 2:01AM

    Not many families like this anymore though, it sounds more like the 50' husband was as apt to fix supper as me and he was a very involved dad. He had no problem with housework either. I would have loved to stay home though.

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FITANDFIFTY2 11/21/2011 1:49AM

    Loved it!! So very funny!! emoticon

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SALLYKWITT 11/21/2011 1:32AM

    so funny!

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BAD Weigh in after ditching weigh in's for a month~

Sunday, November 20, 2011

UP 12.8 pounds!! I have a lot of work ahead of me!~

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BLUEBIRDSFLY 11/22/2011 10:20AM

    Hey Tracy, you are now a Bahama Mamas and we are here to support you and encourage you. This is Day 3 of the challenge and Day 3 of keeping track of what you are eating.
I am rooting for you. Keep your eyes forward, sweetheart. We have a long road ahead of us, full of Bahama Mamas cheering you on. YOU CAN DO THIS!! We've got your back.
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DANNIELLEFIT 11/22/2011 7:41AM

    You can do it. Just take it one day at a time.

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INTRIGUEDKI 11/21/2011 10:04PM

    You can do it!!! Dust yourself off and keep going!

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MMLEIKAM 11/21/2011 9:01PM

    I've been moving up on the scale too. :( I always do so bad in the winter time but I'm ready to kick it in the butt and go back down on the scale! :) We can do this!

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JULIEANNCAN 11/21/2011 3:31PM

    You can do it! One day at a time or one minute at a time. We are all here to support you!

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ELLEJAY7 11/21/2011 8:36AM

    Me too! Sometimes you have to face the music...

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LJR4HEALTH 11/21/2011 8:09AM

    Hang in there don't get discourage you will lose it again emoticon

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DIVEMASTER01 11/21/2011 3:21AM

    I just popped 6 pounds back on since October :( I hear you, let's begin again and move forward.

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YORKSHIRELASS68 11/21/2011 3:08AM

    I'm 10lbs up too after a holiday and letting the holiday carry on for a few weeks longer.....ahem! WE CAN DO THIS! We will not get disheartened! xx emoticon emoticon

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MYRTROSE 11/21/2011 12:28AM

    Remember to drink lots of water...

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SALLYKWITT 11/21/2011 12:25AM

    Honey, you will be fine. You go up and down, it is your pattern.

Love you.

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NUMI1987 11/21/2011 12:19AM

    emoticon Don't get discouraged - you know what to do!

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Funny Football joke my dad sent me

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Football and the Blonde

Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they
were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo?

It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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SALLYKWITT 11/16/2011 6:44PM

    The first sports joke that I understand! LOL

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    Love it! emoticon

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Making a list and checking it twice..

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

No not my Christmas list but my Thanksgiving list.. We are making the menu then making our shopping list-- this week sweet potatoes are on sale $2.49 for a 5 pound box so we intend on getting there twice so we can get two boxes since you can only get one. We are having ham and turkey, sweet potatoes some way, macaroni and cheese, stuffing(vegetarian though), cornbread "pudding",brussels sprouts some way, cauliflower, and some other veg dish..Of course appetizers too-- spanokopita, cheese and crackers, mexican dip and chips and maybe artichoke dip as well.. Probably about 15-20 of us-- we do it the Saturday after thanksgiving since we both work on Thanksgiving.. Desserts, drinks and snacks are the guests job, lol. I try to eat a good breakfast that day so I stay in control at dinner.

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ASHESS85 11/17/2011 2:39PM

    Sounds yummy! I'm looking forward to a healthier Thanksgiving too. Hope you have a good one w/ your family and friends! emoticon

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JULIEANNCAN 11/16/2011 5:56PM

    Wow! You're going to be busy! I hope everything goes wonderfully! :)

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LILKITTYY 11/16/2011 4:19PM

    Are you vegetarian? Sounds like a great menu! I am having salad for Thanksgiving :D LOL

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JCARDINAL 11/16/2011 10:48AM

    Yum, sounds great!

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NURSNANA 11/16/2011 12:15AM

    Sounds yummy!

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COOKWITHME65 11/16/2011 12:12AM

    Sounds delish!

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CHERIRIDDELL 11/16/2011 12:08AM

    I love brussel sprouts I am the only one in my house that does but I look forward to hearing what you do with yours so I can dream.....

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PETSINSTYLE2007 11/16/2011 12:02AM

    Sounds good

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So-- I know the next big bill will be...

Monday, November 14, 2011

The washing machine--- I know I have said in the past it is leaking oil a little and the repair guy said that the transmission is going... so my daughter for 2 loads in a row had it uneven and it was doing the big wobble dance-- which is what broke our first one-- she snapped something inside form letting that happen too many times--of course I yelled for her and told her to fix it and she of course said-- WELL I DID NOT DO IT ON PURPOSE!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Well if she had unfolded the blanket that she put in there maybe it would not have done it... ya know~

(This is not me but maybe one day)

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CHERIRIDDELL 11/16/2011 12:10AM

    Wow laundromats sound like they have gone up big time since my university days ...

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SUNNYWBL 11/15/2011 11:46PM

    Maybe she needs to be banished to the laundromat!

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SALLYKWITT 11/15/2011 10:19PM

    We have not had a dryer forever, and my sister thought I broke the washing machine today, too. Never ending, isn't it???

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CATLADY52 11/15/2011 6:10PM

    Sometimes you just wonder where they put their brains. Did she learn anything? emoticon

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/15/2011 7:55AM

    Ok, it's over, now calm down. That is just how life is and we all know that. It's not
easy but it's do-able. Serenity my emoticon

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JULIEANNCAN 11/15/2011 4:44AM

    Boo. I'm so sorry. It just seems like one thing after another. emoticon

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DRAGONFLY126 11/15/2011 1:43AM

    I know what you mean I spent $35.00 to do my laundry. My washer gave out recently. Not good. have been looking for a new 'used' one. no luck so far. It was my DIL that did ours in. She has no idea what she did,lol Hope things work out.

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BARBARAWEBSTER 11/14/2011 11:16PM

    Ha Ha, aren't kids just FULL OF IT? though. Yah, well, it wouldn't make many trips to the laundry to use the cost of fixing your machine. I don't have a machine, and I spent ten dollars today doing laundry! It's getting really expensive! Best of luck with that. Hugs, B

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