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What has five eyes and sleeps on a waterbed?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010


The MIssIssIppI RIver! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

  
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TEDDYTEDDY 11/21/2010 3:45PM

    Love it! I have always lived within 20 miles of the Mississippi River....all 64 years.. once right across the street. emoticon in Minnesota...the source of the Mississippi....

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LIFEISAJOURNEY 11/18/2010 11:44AM

  cute ~ too, too cute.
Thanks for the groaner.

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GAILRUU 11/18/2010 11:28AM

    Love it. I sent it to my granddaughter!

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STARTINGINLIMBO 11/17/2010 9:52PM

    hah

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DJ4HEALTH 11/17/2010 7:35PM

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JULIEFRANCES112 11/17/2010 7:03PM

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CALGARYDAVE 11/17/2010 6:41PM

    Ouch! emoticon

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LOULOUBELLE2 11/17/2010 6:37PM

  geezee emoticon

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NORASPAT 11/17/2010 6:06PM

    DUH Pat in Maine.

Thanks for the DUH !

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LITTLEWIND53 11/17/2010 5:30PM

    *groan*

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MARYLQ11 11/17/2010 5:20PM

  Cute!!!

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010


With tomato paste! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JERZRN 11/17/2010 12:37PM

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LOULOUBELLE2 11/16/2010 11:39PM

  Great idea!!!!! emoticon.

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STEVENGO2 11/16/2010 8:49PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticonfor the joke!

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BKNOCK 11/16/2010 8:29PM

    LOL!

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MELP06 11/16/2010 8:01PM

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XME501 11/16/2010 7:33PM

    My son says "You eat it!".

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THEGORGESBLONDE 11/16/2010 6:55PM

    love it! emoticon

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COACHKRYSTIE 11/16/2010 6:47PM

    Good one!!

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LIQUEURLADY 11/16/2010 6:29PM

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L3_803 11/16/2010 5:59PM

    emoticon I needed a chuckle today!

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How did the horse build a house?

Monday, November 15, 2010


He used neigh-ls!

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MSHUFFNPUFFN 11/16/2010 11:09PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon hee-hee!

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LITTLE-LORI 11/16/2010 2:33PM

    Bwahahahaha! emoticon emoticon

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HOPE2BE 11/16/2010 10:22AM

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102633 11/16/2010 7:35AM

    You are absolutely correct in this expression.

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60SIXTY 11/16/2010 7:05AM

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-WRKNG2ABTTRME- 11/16/2010 1:30AM

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JOANOFSPARK 11/16/2010 1:28AM

    emoticon cute.....a real groaner but still cute..made me laugh.:) and boy I needed a laugh..:0 Thanks :) emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 11/16/2010 1:14AM

    Cute, real cute!

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LOULOUBELLE2 11/16/2010 1:11AM

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TELLITFORWARD 11/16/2010 12:29AM

  Groan! Cute, really. Thanks for that.
Kate

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What do you call a reptile in a snowstorm?

Sunday, November 14, 2010


A blizzard! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
No reptiles but in a snowstorm who can tell anyways. Picked this one cuz I want one for Christmas day. Only Christmas day and only if our families are with us. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

  
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GLOMER 11/15/2010 10:30AM

    This is too funny - now I get my jokes for my grandkids from your blog. Thanks - they and I love it!! emoticon

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ELSEEBEE 11/15/2010 9:00AM

    We'll keep our fingers crossed for a white Christmas this year!
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60SIXTY 11/15/2010 7:12AM

    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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PEARL8264 11/15/2010 4:39AM

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LITTLEWIND53 11/14/2010 10:11PM

    We get enough cold and snow up here. I don't mind it out on the prairies or on the mountains and ski slopes, just don't want it in the city because no one ever cleans their sidewalks and the city does not enforce the by-laws which says they must within 24 hours of when it stops snowing. I can't walk very well in snow - have to stay home.

Hey, if you can take our snow, you can have it with my blessings!

P.S. The joke was very cute though!

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DJ4HEALTH 11/14/2010 7:10PM

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NEVERORNOW 11/14/2010 2:44PM

    Good one! emoticon Hope you get your Christmas snow! emoticon

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RACHELSBAMA 11/14/2010 1:53PM

    I said that a reptile in a snow storm is lost! I live in Canada. Any reptiles we have here are not around in the snow. One conselation for winter cold and snow...brrrrrr

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BOBBIENORTHERN 11/14/2010 1:23PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon I think sparkpeople is the greatest ever.

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PK2H2000 11/14/2010 1:11PM

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LIS193 11/14/2010 1:06PM

    We were snowed in Christmas of 2008 and it was the BEST Christmas ever :)

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

Saturday, November 13, 2010


To get to the Shell station! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
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HOPE2BE 11/16/2010 10:24AM

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DAWNDMOORE40 11/14/2010 10:20PM

    That is too funny! Especially since we have two shell gas stations that aren't even five miles from our house! LOL. emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 11/14/2010 10:03PM

    Ok, I can sometimes be slow on the uptake. It took me a couple of second to catch on.... Shell station as turtle shell. Got it now!

Now I am ROFL emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MARPET44 11/14/2010 8:07PM

    LOL

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RACHELSBAMA 11/14/2010 1:55PM

    hahahahaaa,
Here is one for you, what is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
anyone can roast beef...LOL

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FETTERLESS 11/14/2010 8:50AM

    bah!! Hehehe

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SLIMTHICK2 11/14/2010 6:53AM

    Laugh out loud. emoticon

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-THINQ- 11/13/2010 11:02PM

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PLSTIVER 11/13/2010 10:34PM

    RIM SHOT!

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1COUNTRY_GAL 11/13/2010 9:35PM

    Ha,ha,he,he! Lol emoticon emoticon

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