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Why are roosters the neatest birds?

Saturday, February 05, 2011


Because they always carry their combs! emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 2/7/2011 4:46PM

    LOL

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LADYBUGVIV 2/7/2011 11:31AM

    luv it! luv emoticonviv

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GWENAEL 2/6/2011 3:56PM

    You silly girl! Love ya!

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BUTEAFULL 2/6/2011 11:07AM

    emoticonI didn't see that one coming

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GLOMER 2/6/2011 10:43AM

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XANADUREALM 2/6/2011 7:43AM

    You probably won't remember Edd Byrnes (?). His famous line was "Cookie, Cookie, lend me your comb" or something like that. I always wonder what happened to him.

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L*I*T*A* 2/6/2011 2:53AM

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CHRYS13 2/5/2011 10:18PM

    Cute!

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JUSTBIRDY 2/5/2011 10:01PM

    But, all Birdies are neat! emoticon

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HOPE2BE 2/5/2011 7:45PM

    Very tricky indeed. LOL

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GERIKRAGH 2/5/2011 4:35PM

    Thanks for the laugh of the day.

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PEARL8264 2/5/2011 3:14PM

    emoticonha ha ha

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GIGALENA 2/5/2011 3:00PM

    Cute! Thanks

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MALKS_ARIA 2/5/2011 2:38PM

    Thanx for the Smile...
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LITTLEWIND53 2/5/2011 1:07PM

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LOULOUBELLE2 2/5/2011 1:00PM

  Geezzzz, I thought it was because they had their "Hens" to pick up after them....But I like yours better. emoticon

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JOANOFSPARK 2/5/2011 12:23PM

    I love it.... emoticon emoticon

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MADKAPKID 2/5/2011 11:10AM

    good one....

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CATIEMARIE 2/5/2011 10:53AM

    Now that is funny!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Friday, February 04, 2011


A carrot! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JOEYSGIRL71 2/6/2011 8:58AM

    hahaha emoticon

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JAPOPE1 2/6/2011 5:05AM

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PEARL8264 2/6/2011 4:00AM

    emoticon an old one I new this one all the other not butits still good

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JOANOFSPARK 2/5/2011 12:24PM

    emoticon that one was totally unexpected.....but funny.*grin* emoticon emoticon

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60SIXTY 2/5/2011 8:52AM

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LITTLEWIND53 2/5/2011 2:35AM

    Confess, you have a book of all these, don't you. I sure can't imagine any one person coming up with them all. They are just too much, lol

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FISHINGLADY66 2/4/2011 10:29PM

    So cute...Thanks for the smiles.
Blessings

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EVWINGS 2/4/2011 10:28PM

    Thanks! I needed this right now!!!!

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HOPE2BE 2/4/2011 10:04PM

    OH LOL I expexted something completely different. Good laugh.

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EGRAMMY 2/4/2011 8:18PM

    emoticon We Dr. Oz Show Fans were expecting a heart joke or a "red" joke today.

Arrrgh....takes me back to days of teaching primary kids. Loved it.

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SIRIRADHA 2/4/2011 11:26AM

    ...and my bright orange bird, Poppy
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LOULOUBELLE2 2/4/2011 11:16AM

  I'm groaning along with MARSHASTAR.........
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SCRAPLYN 2/4/2011 11:10AM

    *snort* Almost made me spit tea out my nose...

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MARSHASTAR 2/4/2011 11:07AM

    errrrr, ohhh, groan,
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MADKAPKID 2/4/2011 11:06AM

    I share these with the family every day....LOL Have a joy filled day, Karen emoticon

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JAYEACTS 2/4/2011 11:06AM

  Groan!

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MAGPIE74 2/4/2011 10:32AM

    emoticon Gotta start saving these for when I have Grandkids

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What goes 'dash-dot-dot-croak, dash-dot-dot-croak'?

Thursday, February 03, 2011


Morse Toad! emoticon * * emoticon, emoticon * * emoticon

Any groundhog jokes out there? I cannot think of any. emoticon

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NEW_WINGS 2/9/2011 9:52PM

  Love this one. Thanks!

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BABYNURSE2000 2/6/2011 10:08AM

    My son & I got to LOL! Thanks.

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EVWINGS 2/4/2011 10:34PM

    Oh, this one is really, really cute!!! And I FINALLY got one over on my hubby!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SIRIRADHA 2/4/2011 11:27AM

    This is my favorite yet!

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MAGPIE74 2/4/2011 9:01AM

    croak! emoticon

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HOPE2BE 2/3/2011 10:31PM

    You have the cutest riddles and jokes. Hope

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LINDAINALABAMA 2/3/2011 10:26PM

    LOVE IT, I AM SENDING IT TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS.

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LITTLEWIND53 2/3/2011 10:10PM

    love it!

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1COUNTRY_GAL 2/3/2011 9:21PM

    emoticon emoticonfor the chuckle of the day!

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TICKLEBEE 2/3/2011 7:36PM

    Keep those funnies coming!

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JUSTBIRDY 2/3/2011 6:40PM

    --- .... --..-- / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / ... --- / ..-. ..- -. -. -.--
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KMICHA 2/3/2011 3:18PM

    Very Cute!!! emoticon

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TEACHLDY4 2/3/2011 3:13PM

  Very cute!

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NEVERGIVEUP69 2/3/2011 12:00PM

    That's soooo bad it's funny.

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JUDY1676 2/3/2011 10:18AM

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JOANOFSPARK 2/3/2011 10:13AM

    roaring with laughter......every day you totally crack me up.....my morning cup of sunshine.... emoticon

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MADKAPKID 2/3/2011 10:04AM

    OH NO!!! THIS is really the ultimate GROANER...and yet, here I sit laughing. TEE HE HEE Have a joy filled day.....Karen emoticon

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LOULOUBELLE2 2/3/2011 9:53AM

  That's bad TL, but super funny. emoticon emoticon emoticon

Personally I think it's funny that the groundhog even came out yesterday emoticon

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RULEBERG 2/3/2011 9:12AM

    And who says dieters are cranky!

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ASHLEYROXX 2/3/2011 8:45AM

    Haha....awesome!

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GARDENCHRIS 2/3/2011 8:44AM

    cute! emoticon

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Wednesday, February 02, 2011


Do-you-think-he-saurus? emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

  
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MLEWKOSK 2/20/2011 11:17PM

    What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's pet?

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.

I saw Jurassic Park lol

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MEWIEGELE 2/7/2011 2:57PM

    emoticon love thise kind of silly jokes!!

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LADYBUGVIV 2/7/2011 11:30AM

    I love it even though this one was pun-ful.

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NICA_LOSN_IT 2/7/2011 4:03AM

    LOL!!! I needed that. I am up at 3 am and can't sleep, so this really gave me the ummf that I needed. Thanks for sharing

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GWENAEL 2/3/2011 6:19PM

    emoticon You are great!

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MARSHASTAR 2/2/2011 12:38PM

    ohhhhhhhhh
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MALKS_ARIA 2/2/2011 11:59AM

    nope-he-saw-you-asaurus

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LOULOUBELLE2 2/2/2011 10:22AM

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MADKAPKID 2/2/2011 9:33AM

    NOW that is the all time GROANER! I can't wait to tell Robin this one. LOL

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NANAMOM652009 2/2/2011 9:09AM

    Love it!! Can't wait to tell my granddaughter.

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HOPE2BE 2/2/2011 8:08AM

    emoticonso cute.

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What do you get when an elephant sneezes?

Sunday, January 30, 2011


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WARRIORGIRL9 2/1/2011 12:16PM

    thanks for the laugh emoticon

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PEARL8264 2/1/2011 7:55AM

    wouldntlie to think emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 1/31/2011 6:55PM

    YEUCK! (ne way or the other (voluntarily or not)

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GLOMER 1/31/2011 11:43AM

    emoticon not a pretty picture is it?


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1COUNTRY_GAL 1/31/2011 12:26AM

    Or thrown off if you were on one,lol.Funny and I would get very far away! emoticon emoticon

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NEVERGIVEUP69 1/30/2011 11:05PM

    Far away!!!

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GWENAEL 1/30/2011 10:37PM

    LOL!! Nice thing to hear before heading to bed!

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DJ4HEALTH 1/30/2011 9:52PM

    emoticon at least it was not what I was thinking, and you don't want to know either!! But you would of said EWWWW

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LIQUEURLADY 1/30/2011 8:57PM

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KKLENNERT809 1/30/2011 6:26PM

    My curiosity got me. Hee Hee!

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AQUAGIRL08 1/30/2011 2:31PM

    Good one!

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DISPATCH91 1/30/2011 10:24AM

    yes mam LOL

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LOULOUBELLE2 1/30/2011 9:58AM

  Great piece of advice.

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MADKAPKID 1/30/2011 9:30AM

    eeewwwww lol but RIGHT! Have a joy filled day, Karen

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LINDENSGIRL 1/30/2011 8:58AM

    Definitely!

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HOPE2BE 1/30/2011 8:27AM

    I"m glad this doesn't apply to people. LOL

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FATHINSN 1/30/2011 6:56AM

    One friend sneeze and somehow end up in a drain, hehe. This sneezing is a very dangerous action, haha.

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STEPHLOKI 1/30/2011 6:13AM

    Only, if you are very quick........ Remember sneezes come with 180km/hr...LOL

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MARYJOANNA 1/30/2011 6:05AM

  Very cute.

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PEGGY2011 1/30/2011 5:37AM

    a little tickle! emoticon

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LADYRH 1/30/2011 5:33AM

    Thanks, made me laugh.
I think we all need more humor in our lives.
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