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How To Start A Fight...

Saturday, February 05, 2011


One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?. 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

  
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SUCCESS68 5/3/2012 12:37PM

    Great laughs. Thank you!!!

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    Thanks for the laughs!

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CHERYLE51 3/2/2011 5:30PM

    Those are soooo funny. I just had to peek in on your Spark Page. Great name, great name. What is your middle name? Mine is Ann.

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PERRYCNA1 3/1/2011 4:07AM

    love it, thanks.

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NOMORESTALLING 2/13/2011 3:59AM

    Laughter is truely the best medicine. Thanks for the chuckles!

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CHAR1970 2/9/2011 10:45PM

    Gotta love it!

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    Thanks for the laughs.
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Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

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TALLGUY42 2/9/2011 2:32PM

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    so great i needed that thanks emoticon

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    That was halarious. I needed a laugh, now I feel better. lol Thanks emoticon emoticon

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LUVSBULLDOGS 2/8/2011 10:40PM

    LOL. Great blog.

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TLEVENTER 2/7/2011 9:58AM

    Thanks for posting. Really needed the giggles and this did the trick.

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KITKA82 2/7/2011 9:19AM

    lolol!! I needed that laugh :)

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MAMABUGAZ 2/6/2011 11:59PM

    Oh wow. Those are GOOD!
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~ Faith

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SUCCESS68 2/6/2011 8:12PM

    This is a good blog. I laughed soooo much. Thank you.

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1GR8FULGAL 2/6/2011 2:57PM

    Oh, thank you for posting this! I really needed to laugh today!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MOMLADY1 2/6/2011 2:34PM

    Thanks for the laughs LOL

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SUSIEPH1 2/6/2011 2:18PM

    Hillarious ... I have just got up and its a lovely way to start the day!! thank you ...

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EMMABE1 2/6/2011 2:12PM

    Very good!!

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VALI_T 2/6/2011 1:52PM

    Thanks. I needed the laughs today. emoticon

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ANIMAI27 2/6/2011 1:37PM

    Though I have seen these before, they are still awesome and can make me laugh and smile even after reading the first one LOL

Thank you for sharing :)

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SCHAHARAZADE 2/6/2011 12:49PM

    OMG!!!! I nearly busted a seam!!!

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SOFEDUPP 2/6/2011 10:09AM

    A friend sent me your blog and I am so glad she did. It was awesome!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!

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GIGALENA 2/6/2011 9:43AM

    LOL Love it!

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CELIA1975 2/6/2011 9:31AM

    ROFL!

Celia

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CUPBUTTER 2/6/2011 9:27AM

    LOL Barbara

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JAZZIELORI 2/6/2011 9:03AM

    This is hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs!! Nice way to wake up in the morning!! I sent this to so many friends..I want them to enjoy your blog like i did!
I'm subscribing to your blogs Cheryl!
HUGS!!
Lori

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TWOTIMESS 2/6/2011 3:02AM

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Perfect!

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    These are classic emoticon

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KNITTABLES 2/5/2011 10:17PM

    Aw thanks I needed to laugh so badly today. emoticon

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RRINGMASTER 2/5/2011 9:26PM

    Thanks for the laugh.

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TERESA159 2/5/2011 8:59PM

    Funny! Thanks!

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JUDYGREG 2/5/2011 8:44PM

    how true... especially the last one.

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NANNER2121 2/5/2011 8:32PM

    I love these. Although I have seen them before I always like to read them again. Thanks for the smiles.

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46SHADOW 2/5/2011 8:31PM

    Made me giggle . Thanks!

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...

Thursday, January 27, 2011



I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

  
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SUCCESS68 5/5/2012 9:28PM

    That is a good one

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    emoticon I needed this laugh!

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    That is awesome! Thanks for the laugh!

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Dearest friends and relatives:

Thursday, January 20, 2011


Just wanted to say thank you to all. As we progress into the year 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I canít use the remote in a hotel room because I donít know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

I canít sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washedÖÖÖ..oh, and donít forget to thoroughly search the bed sheets and mattress for BED BUGS!

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking oneís nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I canít touch any womanís purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.

I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresaís Novena has granted my every wish.

I canít eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I canít use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within 5 minutes.

BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesnít crawl in my back seat when Iím filling up.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put ĎUnder Godí on their cans.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I canít boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .

I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.

THANKS TO YOU I canít use anyoneís toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I canít ever pick up a .25 cent coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.

I canít do any gardening because Iím afraid Iíll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you donít send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighborís ex-mother-in-lawís second husbandís cousinís best friendís beautician . . .

Oh, by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Donít bother taking it off now, itís too late. (Love this one-got me!)

P. S.: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.

  
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HONEYFIN 2/5/2011 7:40AM

    Yeah, well...how else are we supposed to scroll down to read the e-mails without our hand on the mouse? Tell me that one, German Scientist! (and I proudly had my hand on the mouse! hee hee).

That was great and made me actually laugh out loud.



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SUGARSMOM2 2/1/2011 5:25PM

  that is so cute . had a great laugh . thank you ..

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MSBEAUTY711 1/29/2011 9:29AM

    Thats so funny! What about the emails to offer 2 billion dollars in exchange for a western union of 10k! LOL

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CALIKIKI 1/28/2011 9:00PM

    Oh my, that german scientist got me too!

So funny, thanks!

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MOM23CUTIES357 1/28/2011 4:53PM

    LMAO........I needed a laugh and half and a smile God Bless

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HEALTHYASHLEY 1/28/2011 4:35PM

    This is awesome. Made my whole office laugh.

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SUZYGREENBERG94 1/28/2011 4:31PM

    HAAAAAHAAAAAA! I've seen this list before, but it had been a while, thanks for sharing and reminding me to lighten up!

Hang on, I think Bill Gates is at my door with a check....

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PUPPETGIRLKY 1/26/2011 11:05AM

    I REALLY THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH YOU AND YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE OCD...LOL:) BUT THEN I GOT INTO THE HUMOR OF IT ALL!!
THIS IS SO FUNNY GIRL AND THE MOUSE THING GOT ME TOO...HAHAHA:)

KY HUGS FROM CONNIE!!! emoticon

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CBARRETT10 1/24/2011 7:54PM

  Now I'm confined to my house....I don't know who's touched my door knob! emoticon emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 1/23/2011 7:25AM

    emoticon I'll never leave the house now..............

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CHELSEAANNE8 1/22/2011 1:00PM

    Amazing we have all survived all these years not knowing all this. I really like your sense of humor. Have a great weekend!
Love, Chelsea emoticon

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POPOF4 1/22/2011 9:33AM

    funny

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FTLSWEETIE 1/21/2011 11:45AM

    Thanks so much for the consolidation of all the emails I have gotten in the last year:-) That was so good for a laugh and giggle:-) Hugs, Paula

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TERRYT55 1/21/2011 11:23AM

    A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

This describes ME.......

What a terrific list. Thanks for the Friday morning smile!

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JUSTBIRDY 1/20/2011 8:57PM

    then again, maybe if you get bit by the violin bug you will start to practice more. emoticon

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FRAN0426 1/20/2011 8:42PM

    Such a cute blog. thanks for sharing it with us.

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KNITTABLES 1/20/2011 8:11PM

    For a moment I thought this was serious until I read the next line and the next. Great blog and so funny. emoticon

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WENDYSPARKS 1/20/2011 6:06PM

    Funny!!

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GARDENDIVA2 1/20/2011 5:49PM

    Thank you for the giggle. I am now going to go drink from the garden hose. It was safe to do this 40 years ago.

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KRYS210 1/20/2011 5:31PM

    Guess we should all just stay home and hope the roof doesn't cave in! LOL How very cute - thanks for the chuckles!

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KRYS210 1/20/2011 5:27PM

    Guess we should all just stay home and hope the roof doesn't cave in! LOL How very cute - thanks for the chuckles!

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TAFODIL24 1/20/2011 5:25PM

    emoticonhilarious ~ thank you for sharing!

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GRETCHYM 1/20/2011 5:19PM

    Hahah love it !

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SANDBBAR 1/20/2011 4:40PM

    Love it!! Thanks :)

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1COUNTRY_GAL 1/20/2011 4:16PM

    emoticonso much fun,great blog,you really summed it up perfectly and thank you.The Coke one really has completely changed me and I will never drink it ever again.I will only use it for other than drinking. emoticon

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MIZZLE2105 1/20/2011 3:17PM

    LOVE IT!!!! That was hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!

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ROCKMAN6797 1/20/2011 3:05PM

    OMG, this is so funny and so true (at least the part of what people worry about!) Thank you for providing me a laugh today!day

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WORKTHEGOAL 1/20/2011 2:59PM

    How very very wonderful - what a great giggle, both me my son and dH

One of the best!

Mandy x

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GIGALENA 1/20/2011 1:54PM

    Funny lol thank you so much for posting this! Enjoyed reading it.

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NJVBALLGIRL 1/20/2011 1:52PM

    haha I literally laughed out loud at my desk when I read this. Love the KFC and the Bill Gates one.

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MSHUFFNPUFFN 1/20/2011 1:51PM

    Funnnny!! Thanks!! "Hand on the mouse"...aaarrrgghhh!

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Letting Go and Saying No...

Thursday, January 13, 2011

I struggl with this a lot but spent yesterday doing it...

I know I have a LOT to do but yesterday was a good start.
I just have to remember...

  
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SUGARSMOM2 2/1/2011 5:26PM

  words to live by .

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LOSINGLINNDY 1/14/2011 5:36PM

    Great self-care.

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WENDYSPARKS 1/14/2011 3:34PM

    True!!!

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CHELSEAANNE8 1/14/2011 3:27PM

    Interesting blog!
Chelsea

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EVER-HOPEFUL 1/14/2011 3:21PM

    emoticonthat is great advice. emoticon

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ATZIONCH 1/13/2011 7:10PM

    Saying "no" can be so-o freeing, I applaud you !!

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SUNFLOWERGAL40 1/13/2011 5:05PM

    It is hard but very important for us to do this. emoticon

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KNITTABLES 1/13/2011 3:45PM

    It is hard to do but import to say "no" at times.

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JENJESS48 1/13/2011 1:47PM

    It's so important to learn to say no; otherwise we lose control over our time and our lives. Good for you!

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MERNEITH 1/13/2011 12:57PM

    Congrats on getting off to a good start! Just keep doing it one day at a time. We don't have to solve everything at once. But just keep up one little baby step at a time and you'll cross that goal line!

Good luck and keep up the good work!

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The Importance of Walking...

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND MY FAVORITE....

ďEvery time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
ďI look just fine.Ē

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them



If you don't forward
this to 1 of your friends within
the next 5 minutes your belly
button will unscrew and your
butt will fall off.
Really.... It's true

  
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CJD2000 1/14/2011 4:30PM

    Without looking at the bottom of your blog I knew it just had to come from my favorite orator Maxine.

I was all ready to be motivated to get on my treadmill!

I enjoyed it.
Cathy

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BLUEEYESXOXO 1/11/2011 7:57PM

    Made my night with that! Loved it!

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MYRTLEBEACHWINS 1/9/2011 3:47PM

    emoticon CUTE

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JASMINEBASHEA 1/8/2011 2:12PM

    Haha! Very cute. Thanks for sharing!

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BEEBEE1936 1/8/2011 4:01AM

    I loved it---at 4 am I'm sitting at the computer laughing. emoticon

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RETRAC57 1/6/2011 5:40PM

    Now I remember why I like walking! LoL emoticon

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102633 1/5/2011 11:33PM

    And now I fully understand the concept of walking.

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NURSE_FAWN 1/5/2011 9:56PM

    Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!

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STEPPYSUE 1/5/2011 7:55PM

    ROFLMAO!

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DJW72352 1/5/2011 7:18PM

    too funny!!

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PJCHILIS 1/5/2011 7:13PM

    What a good recap of walking.

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MUFFINSKI 1/5/2011 7:06PM

    Laughter counts as exercise, right?
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46SHADOW 1/5/2011 6:35PM

    too cute!

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THINLIN07 1/5/2011 4:38PM

    Yes and then there are those who jog or run. They go out early in the morning. Poor things need prayer. Here are some early morning exercises I recommend. 1. Roll over and fluff up your pillow lay there for another hour then slowly kick off blankets. 2. stagger to bathroom and go pee 3. Groan and moan and put on the coffee or hot water for tea. 4. Glare and stick out your tongue at whoever woke you up if you woke up yourself the mirror will do( these will be your facial exercises) I do these faithfully every morning.

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BELLALUCIA 1/5/2011 4:32PM

    Too funny!

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DIATOM 1/5/2011 4:13PM

    Good stuff! Thanks for sharing!

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WORKINGSTIFF 1/5/2011 3:51PM

    Thanks for the smiles!

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BETHIE_BOO 1/5/2011 3:45PM

    lol- Thanks! I love these!

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BBGYRL4 1/5/2011 3:44PM

    Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!

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BECLEVER 1/5/2011 3:03PM

    Laughing is as good as walking for my spirits, so thanks for saving me the trouble of putting on my tennis shoes (actually, I'll be leaving for my pulmonary rehab in half an hour!). emoticon

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SBATES63 1/5/2011 2:58PM

    Thanks for the laugh.

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CAROLYNA10 1/5/2011 2:40PM

    Love the Blog - one step at a time. It's pouring outside so I can't go out and walk at the moment......don't want my belly button to become unscrewed and my butt fall off - God forbid.
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WCSTATEN 1/5/2011 2:35PM

  Just remember to do more walking than talking........and you'll be just fine!

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TES5061 1/5/2011 2:34PM

    lmao.

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