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Strange classified ad at work ...under Wanted...

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Cheap mattress pad $5...
Wanted cheap mattress pad, turkey baster and tourniquet.

Please call XXX-XXX-XXXX ( I left this out).


I asked several people, including supervisors, what they thought..
One high up manger said he was "afraid and don't want to go there," another said they thought it was scary. Quite a few did not think much of it at all. However, there is a clue that this is a joke ad....it was published on Oct 31, 2012.

Happy Halloween (belatedly) from a vampire in Minnesota.

heehee... emoticon

P.S. I am NOT the vampire....

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MCGS62 11/16/2012 8:45AM

    emoticon Sorry!! I should have posted it in the personals!!

I VANT to BASTE YOUR TURKEY ha ha ah ha ha!!!!

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FATBASTICH 11/12/2012 9:29AM


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MERRYMARY42 11/11/2012 7:50PM

    strange mind, that would put that in, but a very good Halloween joke, but I always thought it was April Fools emoticon The emoticon made him do it.

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MSLZZY 11/11/2012 7:29PM


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DIET_FRIEND 11/11/2012 6:46PM


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6666 points to go to next spark points level

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

But not for long... will get a point for writing this wonderful blog...

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MCGS62 11/1/2012 9:12AM

    Yes!! Good point !!!

LOL !!

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MSLZZY 10/30/2012 9:36PM


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BECKYSRN 10/30/2012 5:07PM

    emoticon But who's counting????

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DIET_FRIEND 10/30/2012 3:57PM


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Up a lb and down a lb...

Monday, October 22, 2012

Hope this time it stays off....

Have been avoiding ice cream but I find it very difficult. My favorite substitute is frozen bananas and extra cold smoothies.

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THENEWJOSIE2 10/23/2012 12:42PM


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NELLJONES 10/22/2012 3:09PM

    I eat 1/2 c of frozen berries, zapped for a minute in the microwave, then some Splenda and 1/2 cup of lowfat plain yogurt. Is it the same as ice cream? It didn't used to be but it is now. Be patient enough and the miracle will happen.

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MSLZZY 10/22/2012 12:43PM

    Much better substitute! HUGS!

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The mystery of the bad hamburger from Costco...

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

I bought a 10-lb piece of hamburger and when I cut into it, it was brown on the inside and red on the outside (about 2 inches all the way around). I was suspicious that a hunk of old hamburger had been doctored with new meat packed around it.

I called Costco and told the meat manager I was afraid to eat it and gave a piece to my cat before I made a meatloaf. The cat ate it and did not die. So I went ahead and made a meatloaf. The manager said I could get refund even if I did not find the original packing material and the uneaten meat. I was all set to bring in the frozen hamburger to "prove" that I had bought spoiled or old meat.

As I was driving home from work today I figure out the mystery:

We also bought a hot rotisserie chicken and it sat underneath the hamburger for the 20-30 minute ride home. And apparently the hamburger inside the hunk of meat cooked, turning it brown and drying it out.

Darnedest thing ever!!!!

I called and told the manager I had figured it out but had to leave a message for him for tomorrow as he had left for the day. I can't believe I made a big to-do about this, but the whole issue had me rattled. He might get a good laugh from this. (He already had one when I told him I fed some to my cat before I made the meatloaf for us.)


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MERRYMARY42 10/19/2012 12:36AM

    THAT IS STRANGE INDEED, but sounds like you figured it out
is that Lucky Evelyn? emoticon

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MSLZZY 10/18/2012 7:28AM

    Stranger things have happened LOL! At least you
figured out what happened!

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GRAMMAP1 10/17/2012 11:11PM

    Don't you love your Kitty? Just Kiddin! Our best supermarket (and most expensive)
does that and it is upsetting with so many recalls taking place. One customer complained and they banned him from ever shopping there. To me, that is a mystery!!

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LINOVER 10/17/2012 9:21PM

    I would have been very cautious about eating it too. In today's world, you never know when something is wrong with the foods that we have always eaten without any problems.

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CAYCESMOM 10/17/2012 7:25PM

    I have heard that butcher's have ways of making the meat red to appear fresh. I was told that they put it in the freezer to achieve that effect. I don't know if that's true or not, just something someone in the meat department told me.

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SENIMMO 10/17/2012 7:16PM

    Hmmmm. I see what you are thinking, but how would that have made it cook in the center? Or was it the bottom center? Its the kind of thing that would make me crazy too emoticon

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ZZYYGGY3 10/17/2012 7:05PM

    sometimes the strangest things happen.

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Missed 2 days of work due to tummy troubles....

Saturday, October 13, 2012

By Friday at noon thought I was all better. I never lost my appetite but today am having cramps, etc. If I am not feeing well on Monday will have to go to work in spite of that as I am maxed out on sick days called in. Will try bland diet today and tomorrow to see if that helps.

Have been sleeping 10-12 hours per night and in morning "look like hell" so perhaps I should get an appointment with my internist next week.

Definition of looking like hell: Face is puffy with huge bags under eyes and eyelids are droopy. (The eyelid drooping could be due to myasthenia gravis for which I take medication.)

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MSLZZY 10/13/2012 9:38PM

    Check it out as soon as you can.

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MILLISMA 10/13/2012 9:27PM

    Sorry to hear you're under the weather. Hope things improve over the weekend.

emoticon emoticon

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DIDMIS 10/13/2012 7:08PM

    Maybe you need Gatorade.

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XANGELSTEARZX 10/13/2012 12:16PM

    More than likely your body needs rest if you are sick but, oversleeping can also have negative impact on your health. Thoughts with you for good health.

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