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Feline Physics

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 



Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 



Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.



Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.




Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.



Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.



Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.



Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.



Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.



Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. 



Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.



Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him. 



Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity. 



Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Law of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it. 



Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.



Law of Cat Acceleration - A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.



Law of Dinner Table Attendance - Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. 



Law of Rug Configuration - No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.



Law of Obedience Resistance - A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something. 



First Law of Energy Conservation - Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible. 



Second Law of Energy Conservation - Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.



Law of Milk Consumption - A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. 



Law of Furniture Replacement - A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.



Law of Cat Landing - A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.



Law of Fluid Displacement - A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

And this one suggested by Spark Friend: GINNJEN1974

Law of Cat Therapy: A cat will find a non-cat-lover and make themselves at home on that person's lap.

  
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MISSDAISY23 8/27/2012 11:04AM

    emoticon for sharing!

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MYREALANA 8/27/2012 10:22AM

    You think it's hard to give a cat a pill? My Balinese had surgery on his face and needed eyedrops four times a day in addition to pain meds and antibiotics. I got the hang of the pills and liquid syringes, but eyedrops? Give me a break. Even putting him in the "purrito" didn't help.

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*MADHU* 8/27/2012 3:52AM

    Love these emoticon

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GRAMMAP1 8/26/2012 7:39PM

    Wow, someone knows cats very well. I agree with all of them. I have a brother that is a fastidious dresser and hates cats...my Kitties have always welcomed him with rubbing their fur and leaving some on his pant legs. So I especially applaud the last one. emoticon

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PAMATX 8/26/2012 2:05PM

    Very cute. And true!

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REDRUDY5 8/26/2012 12:38PM

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123ELAINE456 8/26/2012 12:36PM

  Awesome!!! Feline Phyics. How true and purrrrrrfect these laws are. God Best You and Have a Wonderful Week. Thank You for sharing these with us.

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DMF2012 8/26/2012 11:14AM

    Thanks for sharing!

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ALICERIEGER 8/26/2012 10:15AM

    Thanks

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COACHPENNY 8/26/2012 9:36AM

    A cat will find any stray ray of sunshine to sprawl in...preferably in the middle of a doorway or on the dining room table.

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TWEETYKC00 8/26/2012 8:34AM

    Good cat laws! lol.

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BEARGODDESS 8/26/2012 8:09AM

    Very true! emoticon

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GINNJEN1974 8/26/2012 7:58AM

    SO true lol

There should also be one about how a cat will find a non lover of cats and go make them self at home on said persons lap.

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ATLTRAINR 8/26/2012 7:43AM

    Purrrrrrfect...
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MRE1956 8/26/2012 7:37AM

    So true!

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The choice is Love or a worn out thought pattern.

Sunday, August 26, 2012



Any time you are in thoughts of drama, of past,
of events in the now it is so simple to step away.
Make a simple choice to leave the thought for a moment,
drop it, no matter what, and affirm
“I AM Love Incarnate”.
Feel the love, it will be there within you. Then simply move on.
Love is HERE. It is within you and flowing into you.
Watch the miracles happen as all the old fades.
You have called Love and it has COME.
TAKE IT, IT IS YOURS.
Use it as often as you can.
Feel it anywhere and everywhere.
The choice is Love or a worn out thought pattern.
NO CONTEST for me.

  
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MISSDAISY23 8/27/2012 11:06AM

    emoticon for the emoticon poem!

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BEARGODDESS 8/26/2012 8:13AM

    Beautiful Gayle! emoticon emoticon

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WELLNESSME09 8/26/2012 7:33AM

    Beautiful poem,
Thanks so much for sharing. emoticon

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MAGGIEVAN 8/26/2012 6:53AM

    Thanks for sharing.

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LYNMEINDERS 8/26/2012 4:44AM

    Great Poem...thankyou

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123ELAINE456 8/26/2012 4:40AM

  I Love the Peom very much. Thank You very much for sharing it with us. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

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RAPUNZEL53 8/26/2012 4:32AM

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Things to do with your pricey iPhone or amdrois

Saturday, August 25, 2012

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Try the cut and paste method...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=364
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ROSALIEESTHER 8/26/2012 8:21PM

    Sorry, the link didn't work for me.

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123ELAINE456 8/26/2012 3:46AM

  Internet Explorer cannot display the page. This is what the page said.
May I suggust you try putting the link in again and see what happens then. It is not working the way it is now. Good Luck with it. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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KICK-SS 8/26/2012 1:44AM

    It wouldn't let me go there... ?

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Jesus had long hair

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Chris had just turned 16 had long hair, and looked like Joe Dirt. He went to his dad and asked: "Dad it is my 16th birthday! I would like you to by me a car for my birthday.”

So his dad replied, "Son, I will buy you any car that you want as long as you raise your grades AND cut your hair."

Chris said ok. The next week, Chris brought home a report card he had raised all his grades from c's and d's to all a's. His father was very happy! Now Chris was so excited he told his dad what car he wanted a, convertible mustang (red).

His dad said, "Chris you haven't cut your hair."

Chris replied, "Well Jesus had long hair."

His dad said, "Yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went!"

  
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BIGBROTHER323 8/25/2012 8:14PM

    Grandma was trying to get my brother, then 14, to cut his hair. This was in the 80's when mullets were "in." My brother then proceeded to mention that most all the haircuts mentioned in the Bible were bad news. One sacrificed his hair in order to make promise to God, the Jewish men were given a half a hair cut to punish and humiliate them, it's not that they could just cut the rest off, that was just as bad. The last one caused a man to get his eyes gouged out and lose all his strength! My brother continued to have long hair.



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THINAGIN2 8/25/2012 7:44PM

    emoticonLOL

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LESSNESS1 8/25/2012 7:43PM

    thanks for sharing emoticon emoticon have a good day.

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Can't lose your keys..

Saturday, August 25, 2012

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    Amusing

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    D'oh!

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NAYPOOIE 8/25/2012 7:07PM

    wow.

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CCHEF1 8/25/2012 6:17PM

    Lol

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SUCCESS-AMT 8/25/2012 5:54PM

  Cut5e. That sounds like me. It seems like I often miss place mine. Have a terrific week end. emoticon

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