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Sunday, October 10, 2010

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

How come we choose from justtwo people to run forpresident and over fifty for Miss America ?

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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APIRLRAIN888 10/11/2010 4:25AM

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like the election one! and fat cells

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SLIMTHICK2 10/10/2010 6:15AM

    emoticon love your blog emoticon

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I don't know why this tickles me so...

Sunday, October 03, 2010

A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere, he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."
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ANGELSANDYBABY 10/17/2010 6:55PM

    LOL!!!

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AUNTIEB82 10/17/2010 6:00PM

    Thats awesome!!!! emoticon

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2BEATIT1 10/4/2010 11:59AM

    That gave me a smile. Perhaps the drunk was an angel unaware!

You just gave me an idea for today's blog.

Be blessed

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Forgot the bait

Friday, October 01, 2010

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
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NWLIFESRC 10/1/2010 8:14AM

    Good one thanks

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The Techno Age

Monday, September 27, 2010

  
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AZURELITE 9/28/2010 6:33PM

    Hilarious! Love it!!!

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2BEATIT1 9/28/2010 3:17AM

    This is too cute for words.

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GRAMMAP1 9/27/2010 10:50PM

    That is too cute. Good system! emoticon

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How do you decide who to marry?

Monday, September 27, 2010

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. age 10

What is the right age to get married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. age 10

How can a stranger tell if two people are married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. age 8

What do you think your mom and dad have in common? Both don't want any more kids. age 8

Is it better to be single or married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. age 9

How would the world be different if people didn't get married? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? age 8

What do most people do on a date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. age 10

When is it OK to kiss someone? When they're rich. age 7

The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. age7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. age 8

And my favorite is: How would you make a marriage work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. age 10

  
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MONKEYSNUFFER 10/1/2010 1:42PM

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. age 10


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HALLALUYAH 10/1/2010 1:36PM

    Believe it or not my friend...... this young gent asked my dad for my hand in marriage when I was a very young lady....."I was in the kindergarten Sunshine"......lol. True so very true. God bless you.
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SKMINNY 9/28/2010 12:30PM

    thats fantastic!


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PLPEEP 9/27/2010 7:48PM

    Out of the mouths of babe's
these were great
enjoyed reading them and got several chuckles

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JILLLIGHT 9/27/2010 12:16PM

    lol

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WESTIEGAL1 9/27/2010 12:07PM

    Too cute!

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SUNSET09 9/27/2010 3:20AM

  Out of the mouths of babes! Some of them may actually have something here! emoticon

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HEATHERL219 9/27/2010 3:01AM

    I loved this! Thank you so much for the laugh and for sharing!! :)

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