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Fried Chicken

Saturday, July 28, 2012



Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because
you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person
we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now..."

  
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COACHPENNY 7/30/2012 10:14AM

    Still laughing................. emoticon

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EMERALDGREEN1 7/29/2012 9:06PM

    Gosh that was SO funny! My mum n
I had such a good laugh over it!

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ALICERIEGER 7/29/2012 2:28PM

    I think the the teacer needs to re-phrase her question.

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ATLTRAINR 7/29/2012 10:09AM

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LYNNRODRIGUEZ 7/29/2012 1:24AM

    Oh goodness! I read this aloud to my husband and we were cracking up. I was almost in tears!

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SASIKHASI1 7/29/2012 12:44AM

    Yum, fried chicken, now I am in the office lol.

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NAYPOOIE 7/29/2012 12:37AM

    I like fried chicken. It tastes like chicken.

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EMCMILLON 7/28/2012 7:57PM

    Sounds like someone is going to make friends with the Principal in no time emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 7/28/2012 7:52PM

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USMAWIFE 7/28/2012 7:43PM

    Cute. and the truth let you visit the principal a lot.


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Mitt's New Strategy!

Saturday, July 28, 2012

www.upworthy.com/i-like-mitts-new-st
rategy-of-being-out-of-touch-internati
onally-rather-than-just

  
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RAWHIDE64 7/31/2012 1:44PM

    I served in the U.S. Navy for 25 years because I love this country. I didn't agreed with the Bush decision to go into Iraq and I don't agree with the direction our leaders are taking us now. We can do our own thinking or we can let others do it for us. Listen carefully to their words and compare that to their actions.

As long as Americans believe that supporting one of our two main political parties is more important than what's happening to our country then we will continue our slow downward spiral.

Lew



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4EVRYOUNG 7/30/2012 9:25PM

  Gee Alpha, as a member of the Spark Conservatives team I would think you recognized that politics is often discussed on Spark. Or is it that some of us don't agree with your views that is the problem?

Sunshine, that was classic.

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MYREALANA 7/30/2012 1:50PM

    I love it, Sunshine!

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COACHPENNY 7/30/2012 11:49AM

    I do happily, participate in free speech and happily, don't share in Alpha's opinion of our President.....nor her estimation of his "efforts".

CENSORSHIP ISN'T PRETTY AND DEMOCRACY ISN'T CHEAP

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BRIDIE5 7/30/2012 11:27AM

  One's own blog is the place to discuss anything one wishes, one would think. If someone doesn't like it, they need not visit the blog. You go Sunshine!

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ALPHASENIOR 7/30/2012 10:13AM

    OK, you got me. I think there is place for discussing politics. I guess I'm a one-man parade here.
In keeping with the president's efforts to divide this nation, you are a happily active participant.

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COACHPENNY 7/30/2012 10:07AM

    Sunshine, you go girl!

I'm sure this should go without saying but, I'd like to voice my support...............You have EVERY right to post articles, positions and opinions on you own blog and elsewhere on this site.

It's confounding to me that someone would be offended when they performed an act of free choice, by viewing the content of your blog. You are not holding anyone hostage to your opinions and postings.

FREEDOM IS A TWO WAY STREET!


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ALPHASENIOR 7/29/2012 11:38PM

    I am offended that this site is being used to promote a political agenda.

Comment edited on: 7/30/2012 12:30:40 AM

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MISSDAISY23 7/29/2012 6:27PM

    School isn't even in session but we have a class clown. I am laughing out loud but this is not funny. This Bozo could be our next president. Instead of God Bless America, God Help America! Also, instead of "Land of the free, home of the brave" it will be "Land of the greed, home of the slave."
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Skeleton

Saturday, July 28, 2012

I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon, move to his new office, and using my car to help transport some of his office equipment.

I had decided to position his somewhat fragile display skeleton strapped into the back seat of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat...

At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became quite obvious. I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to a doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. and commented, "I hate to tell you, but I looks like you may be a bit too late!"

  
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SASIKHASI1 7/29/2012 12:41AM

    lol

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NAYPOOIE 7/29/2012 12:38AM

    Or it's a very competent doctor.

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Skeleton

Saturday, July 28, 2012

I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon, move to his new office, and using my car to help transport some of his office equipment.

I had decided to position his somewhat fragile display skeleton strapped into the back seat of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat...

At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became quite obvious. I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to a doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. and commented, "I hate to tell you, but I looks like you may be a bit too late!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 7/29/2012 2:29PM

    Just a tad late.

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Glad I don't have a "smart" phone!

Friday, July 27, 2012


FUNNIEST PHONE CORRECTS....

www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/26/15
-funniest-autocorrects-of-the-month_n_
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ROTFLMAO!

  
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BARCLE 7/27/2012 6:18PM

    emoticon these are great!

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REXTINE1 7/27/2012 5:27PM

    Super good.

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OCTOBERBORN 7/27/2012 1:17PM

    Funny! Thanks for sharing!

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NAYPOOIE 7/27/2012 11:43AM

    That was too good! Have to pass it around.

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BEARGODDESS 7/27/2012 10:27AM

    ROTFL!! emoticon I really do have tears rolling down my cheeks from this! So funny!

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ALICERIEGER 7/27/2012 9:30AM

    Thanks

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SWANATOPIA 7/27/2012 1:27AM

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Thanks for sharing!

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