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Monday, July 23, 2012

Missed sending you all a joke yesterday! Don't even remember if I spinned the wheel. Went on a Jet boat cruise up the Willamette [will a' met] and Columbia Rivers, and through the locks at the Bonneville Dam. A native Oregonian and this is the first time I've got to do that. Pretty impressive. Have been down the Columbia to Astoria just last May. Love the water!

A photo of beacon rock on the Washington side. The area behind the rock used to belong to my grandfather and his four brothers. It was homesteaded by a cousin of Patrick Henry's...some time ago, you know! They sold it in the '50s to the National Forest. I have lots of roots here in the Northwest!

  
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MISSDAISY23 7/24/2012 11:09PM

    Thanks for sharing! Glad you have had a wonderful time! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 7/24/2012 10:42AM

    I, too, live in Oregon and have thoroughly enjoyed the various waters.

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KICK-SS 7/23/2012 9:40PM

    Lucky you!!! I've lived here in Oregon most of my 74 years (around Eugene) and that's something I've never done and have always thought I'd like to do it... I've driven up through the gorge many times - well, as far as Hood River usually and love it, it's so beautiful up there - when the weather is good. Am going up that way again in October, if not before, to the Harvest Fest in HR... That's always fun!

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REXTINE1 7/23/2012 7:01PM

    I'm glad you had a really good day. We have been past the dam (and over it) several times, but never went through the locks. You have had a memorable experience.

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Ol' Fred

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read, "Please step to your left -- you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

  
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MISSDAISY23 7/22/2012 11:14PM

    oh dear!


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ALICERIEGER 7/22/2012 11:33AM

    oops

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SPIRIT42013 7/21/2012 6:29PM

    Thanks for the laugh! I laughed out loud and needed to! God bless! emoticon

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PAMNANGEL 7/21/2012 6:22PM

    Oh, poor Fred! emoticon

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Meat Market

Saturday, July 21, 2012

A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.

Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.

The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"

  
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ALICERIEGER 7/23/2012 8:40AM

    Love it!

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UMUCGRAD 7/21/2012 7:47PM

    You are SO bad!
LoL

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Mass Hysteria

Saturday, July 21, 2012

A professor of clinical psychology at Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand, included a lecture on crowd psychology in his annual course. To illustrate mass hysteria, he regularly showed TV news footage of teenage crowds greeting the Beatles at the local airport in the 1960's.

One year, when he ran the footage, he heard squeals and bursts of laughter from his students. When the film ended he asked what had caused the hilarity.

Replied one student, "We recognized some of our mothers!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 7/23/2012 8:39AM

    Caught - funny

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GRAMMAP1 7/21/2012 10:58PM

    Oh my: that could be possible! emoticon

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PAMNANGEL 7/21/2012 6:27PM

    Time to update and show Justin Bieber.

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Jogging Shoes

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it.

"What's this little pocket thing here on the side for?"

"Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've jogged too far."

  
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TISTEN23 7/22/2012 2:29PM

    Thats hilarious!!! I've received a phone call like that before!!!

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ALICERIEGER 7/22/2012 11:34AM

    Good idea

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HELEN_BRU 7/22/2012 7:49AM

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