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Mass Hysteria

Saturday, July 21, 2012

A professor of clinical psychology at Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand, included a lecture on crowd psychology in his annual course. To illustrate mass hysteria, he regularly showed TV news footage of teenage crowds greeting the Beatles at the local airport in the 1960's.

One year, when he ran the footage, he heard squeals and bursts of laughter from his students. When the film ended he asked what had caused the hilarity.

Replied one student, "We recognized some of our mothers!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 7/23/2012 8:39AM

    Caught - funny

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    Oh my: that could be possible! emoticon

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    Time to update and show Justin Bieber.

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Jogging Shoes

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it.

"What's this little pocket thing here on the side for?"

"Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've jogged too far."

  
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TISTEN23 7/22/2012 2:29PM

    Thats hilarious!!! I've received a phone call like that before!!!

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ALICERIEGER 7/22/2012 11:34AM

    Good idea

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HELEN_BRU 7/22/2012 7:49AM

    Funny! emoticon

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Bus Driver

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Did you all get this right? YOU are the bus driver, so the color of the driver's eyes are the color of YOUR eyes!



Q: You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver's eyes?

A: _____________

  
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OCTOBERBORN 7/21/2012 3:34PM

    Heard it slightly different, Instead of what color are the busdriver's eyes it was what is the busdriver's name. Cute anyway you play it.


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ALICERIEGER 7/21/2012 10:23AM

    I missed it. I need to pay more attention to what I read.

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A Child's Book Report on the Entire Bible

Thursday, July 19, 2012

In the beginning, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one,’ but I think he must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti.

Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed upon the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of the New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always saying to me, “Close the door! Were you born in a barn?” It would be nice to say yes.

During his life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven, but he will be back at the end of the Aluminum.

His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.


Read more: http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Jok
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    Priceless.

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    Good review

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    Hadn't heard this one before. Laughed myself silly! emoticon

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    If you want honesty, just ask a kid.

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Bus Driver

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Q: You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver's eyes?

A: _____________

  
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ALICERIEGER 7/20/2012 9:16AM

    Good question

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ELIZACG9 7/19/2012 5:34PM

    brown

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SCOOTDOG 7/19/2012 5:20PM

    Depends if I'm in a good mood they're blue, bad mood they're gray. That's according to both my kids. So they always knew when to leave me alone.

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AQUAGIRL08 7/19/2012 1:56PM

    If I don't know the color of my own eyes, then I shouldn't be driving! LOL Thanks for the smile!

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