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Some thoughts...or not!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Getting back together with an old boyfriend is pathetic. It's like having a garage sale and buying your own stuff back.

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I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?

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My girlfriend likes to role-play. For the past five years, she's been playing my ex-girlfriend.

  
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ALICERIEGER 7/20/2012 9:14AM

    Thanks for the chuckle

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EGALITAIRE 7/18/2012 2:26PM

    Those are fun

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NAYPOOIE 7/18/2012 2:04PM

    Good ones!

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REXTINE1 7/18/2012 1:52PM

    All good quotes.

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BUDDYSMYFRIEND 7/18/2012 1:48PM

    Giggle!! emoticon

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MISSDAISY23 7/18/2012 12:49PM

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SCOOTDOG 7/18/2012 10:51AM

    emoticonNice to hear some new ones.

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FELINA 7/18/2012 10:48AM

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Very funny !

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HELEN_BRU 7/18/2012 8:47AM

    Loved these! Hadn't heard them before. emoticon

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GHOSTFLAMES 7/18/2012 4:44AM

    LOL ONE DAY AND ONE STEP AT A TIME WE WILL DO THIS WE ARE WORTH IT,
REMEMBER TO TRACK DAILY YOUR FOOD AND FITNESS TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
WE ARE ALL HERE FOR YOU IF YOU NEED ANYTHING AT ALL JUST ASK. TAKE CARE AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR SPARK JOURNEY.

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Carpenter's Distance

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident.

The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches."

"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the lawyer.

"Well, I knew sooner or later some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.

  
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ALICERIEGER 7/19/2012 10:41AM

    That is what I call thinking ahead.

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EGALITAIRE 7/18/2012 2:27PM

    Carpenters credo - I have 12" but I don't use it as a rule.

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NAYPOOIE 7/18/2012 2:04PM

    Love a smart ass.

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Rowdy Student

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

On his first day at a new school, a headmaster was making rounds when he heard a terrible commotion from one of the classrooms. Marching in, he spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making most of the noise. So he seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused.

Returning to the classroom, the headmaster restored order and lectured the class for ten minutes on good behaviour.

"Now," he concluded. "Any questions?"

One girl stood up timidly and asked: "Please, sir. May we have our teacher back?"

"Yes, where exactly is your teacher?"

The girl replied: "He's in the hall, sir."

  
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AMARAN 7/18/2012 8:36AM

    HA! Yup, there have been the times when I, the teacher, caused the most noise!


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FCARMICH 7/17/2012 11:05AM

  okay!

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Today at the Psychiatric Hospital

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what‚s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside. Someone inside pokes him hard in the eye and everyone starts inside chanting, Fourteen! Fourtee! Fourteen!

  
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GRAMMAP1 7/17/2012 11:46PM

    I like it! Curiosity can kill something besides emoticon emoticon

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MZZCHIEF 7/17/2012 2:59PM

    Hysterical!
Thanks for the laughter....

: )
Mzzchief

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NADJAZZ 7/17/2012 11:28AM

    Hahaha! Good one! You caught my attention with that title.
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At the funeral...

Monday, July 16, 2012

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted........>}

  
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GRAMMAP1 7/18/2012 12:16AM

    Maybe that compares with a camel going through a needle's eye! Pretty cute! emoticon

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  giggle!

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FELINA 7/17/2012 10:26AM

    emoticonLove it !

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ALICERIEGER 7/17/2012 9:43AM

    What a picture

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EVIE4NOW 7/16/2012 8:27PM

  Good one!

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  I loved this blog. Couldn't help but laugh myself. emoticon

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