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Types of Undergarments

Monday, July 16, 2012

A man walked into the ladies' department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquired the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras," she replied. Confused, the man asked what the types were. The saleslady replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused, the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple...the Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."


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AMARAN 7/18/2012 8:39AM

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  okay

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FATHINSN 7/17/2012 1:33AM

    Haha, I've read this before and it's still funny! I wonder what the salesgirl in our local department store will say if I asked one of those bras :D

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    emoticon emoticon emoticon After all had to include the last one I'm Baptist.

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  Smile of the day!

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SBNORMAL 7/16/2012 7:56PM

  I always need the Catholic type!!!

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Garden of Eden

Monday, July 16, 2012

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, "Father, what's that?"

Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."

  
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    Good

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    emoticon emoticon Enjoyed that, Earl

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The Blonde and the Ventriloquist

Sunday, July 15, 2012

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

  
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    Sounds about right

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    Yes that was a funny one, LOL Thanks for brightening our day !

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    LOL

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    that's one I just couldn't help but laugh out loud at - love it!! emoticon

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    Oh dear!

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  Groan. Why am I laughing?

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Lawn mowing job

Saturday, July 14, 2012

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas,Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked," Excuse me, do you speak English ?"
Lee responded, " Yes Ma'am, I do "
The lady then asked, " What do you charge to do yard work ? "
Lee said, " Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her ".

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

  
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    LOL.

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    emoticon emoticon I like the new picture! You have the best smile!

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Mystic and Logic

Saturday, July 14, 2012

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time.

The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter.

The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space.

The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols.

The mystic chose the thermos bottle. "Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.

"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."

"Yes - so what?"

"Think about it." said the mystic reverently. "That little bottle - how does it know?"

  
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Maybe humor is the greatest invention of all thyme.
I wonder who invented it?

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