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Rowdy Student

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

On his first day at a new school, a headmaster was making rounds when he heard a terrible commotion from one of the classrooms. Marching in, he spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making most of the noise. So he seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused.

Returning to the classroom, the headmaster restored order and lectured the class for ten minutes on good behaviour.

"Now," he concluded. "Any questions?"

One girl stood up timidly and asked: "Please, sir. May we have our teacher back?"

"Yes, where exactly is your teacher?"

The girl replied: "He's in the hall, sir."

  
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AMARAN 7/18/2012 8:36AM

    HA! Yup, there have been the times when I, the teacher, caused the most noise!


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FCARMICH 7/17/2012 11:05AM

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Today at the Psychiatric Hospital

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what‚s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside. Someone inside pokes him hard in the eye and everyone starts inside chanting, Fourteen! Fourtee! Fourteen!

  
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GRAMMAP1 7/17/2012 11:46PM

    I like it! Curiosity can kill something besides emoticon emoticon

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MZZCHIEF 7/17/2012 2:59PM

    Hysterical!
Thanks for the laughter....

: )
Mzzchief

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NADJAZZ 7/17/2012 11:28AM

    Hahaha! Good one! You caught my attention with that title.
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FCARMICH 7/17/2012 11:04AM

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At the funeral...

Monday, July 16, 2012

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted........>}

  
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GRAMMAP1 7/18/2012 12:16AM

    Maybe that compares with a camel going through a needle's eye! Pretty cute! emoticon

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    hehehe... emoticon

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FCARMICH 7/17/2012 11:04AM

  giggle!

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FELINA 7/17/2012 10:26AM

    emoticonLove it !

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ALICERIEGER 7/17/2012 9:43AM

    What a picture

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1COUNTRY_GAL 7/16/2012 10:34PM

    OH that was to funny,I needed that,thank you! emoticon emoticon

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GARDENQE2 7/16/2012 9:19PM

    How unexpected...and extremely funny!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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EVIE4NOW 7/16/2012 8:27PM

  Good one!

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  I loved this blog. Couldn't help but laugh myself. emoticon

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Types of Undergarments

Monday, July 16, 2012

A man walked into the ladies' department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquired the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras," she replied. Confused, the man asked what the types were. The saleslady replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused, the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple...the Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."


Read more: http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Jok
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AMARAN 7/18/2012 8:39AM

    Cute!

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  okay

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FATHINSN 7/17/2012 1:33AM

    Haha, I've read this before and it's still funny! I wonder what the salesgirl in our local department store will say if I asked one of those bras :D

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    emoticon emoticon emoticon After all had to include the last one I'm Baptist.

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  Smile of the day!

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SBNORMAL 7/16/2012 7:56PM

  I always need the Catholic type!!!

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Garden of Eden

Monday, July 16, 2012

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, "Father, what's that?"

Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."

  
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  ouch!

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    Good

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    emoticon emoticon Enjoyed that, Earl

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