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Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask questions...lots of questions. Finally, one day, my wife had it.

"Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my wife asked.

"No," replied Terra.

"Well, there was a cat, and he was very inquisitive. And one day, he looked into a big hole, fell in, and died!"

Wide-eyed, Terra whispered: "What was in the hole?"

  
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Happy 4th to all!


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SCOOTDOG 7/4/2012 10:51PM

    emoticon I thank all kids go through this phase.

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REXTINE1 7/4/2012 1:26PM

    Good question.

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ALICERIEGER 7/4/2012 10:01AM

    Sounds like my grandson

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GRANDMA624 7/4/2012 9:24AM

  I'm a lot like Terra! Just can't help it !! emoticon

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MARYJEANSL 7/4/2012 12:50AM

  Yeah, what WAS in that hole?? ;-)

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1COUNTRY_GAL 7/4/2012 12:43AM

    Ha,ha,funny! emoticon

I am rather curious as to what was in the hole?

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2ABBYNORMAL 7/4/2012 12:41AM

    Verry funny!
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Sod

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Micah.

"Do what?" asked Steve.

"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Micah.

  
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    Sounds like a redneck pan in the making.

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    Cracked me up!!

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REXTINE1 7/3/2012 10:54AM

    What a great idea.

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    Good idea

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    emoticon Good one!!!!!

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Playing Blind

Monday, July 02, 2012

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"

Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?"

Nicklaus replies, "Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now."

"I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be all right," says Stevie.

"You play golf!?" asks Jack.

Stevie says, "Yes, I've been playing for years."

"But I thought you're blind! How can you play golf if you are blind?" Jack asks.

"I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice," explains Stevie.

"But how do you putt?" Nicklaus wondered.

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice."

Nicklaus says, "What is your handicap?"

"I play off scratch," Stevie assures Jack.

Nicklaus is incredulous and says to Stevie, "We must play a game sometime."

Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole."

Nicklaus thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?"

"I don't care - any night next week is OK with me."

  
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    That evevs the odds.

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    That made me laugh. Thanks. emoticon

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    LOL thanks for sharing!

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Health Club

Sunday, July 01, 2012

  
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    Fun

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Sunday, July 01, 2012

"When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel."

"The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility."

" For those who have children and don't know it, there is a nursery downstairs."

"The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

"The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession."

"The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment."

"Men's Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted."

"Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers."

"The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her."

"Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people."

"Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child."

"Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? With hymns from a full choir."

"Ushers will eat latecomers."

"Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time."

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."


  
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    LOL--a good laugh to start the morning!

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    Love it

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    Love it.

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    What a fun way to kick off Sunday!

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  So funny. Thank goodness "Spell check" doesn't know what one is thinking. Otherwise we wouldn't have a good laugh. emoticon emoticon

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    Really funny for this Sunday morning!

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    I love, love, love church bloopers! These are so funny! Great start for my morning! emoticon

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