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Forgot the bait

Friday, October 01, 2010

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
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NWLIFESRC 10/1/2010 8:14AM

    Good one thanks

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The Techno Age

Monday, September 27, 2010

  
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AZURELITE 9/28/2010 6:33PM

    Hilarious! Love it!!!

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2BEATIT1 9/28/2010 3:17AM

    This is too cute for words.

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GRAMMAP1 9/27/2010 10:50PM

    That is too cute. Good system! emoticon

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JAQUANAH 9/27/2010 9:21PM

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How do you decide who to marry?

Monday, September 27, 2010

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. age 10

What is the right age to get married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. age 10

How can a stranger tell if two people are married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. age 8

What do you think your mom and dad have in common? Both don't want any more kids. age 8

Is it better to be single or married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. age 9

How would the world be different if people didn't get married? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? age 8

What do most people do on a date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. age 10

When is it OK to kiss someone? When they're rich. age 7

The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. age7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. age 8

And my favorite is: How would you make a marriage work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. age 10

  
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MONKEYSNUFFER 10/1/2010 1:42PM

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. age 10


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HALLALUYAH 10/1/2010 1:36PM

    Believe it or not my friend...... this young gent asked my dad for my hand in marriage when I was a very young lady....."I was in the kindergarten Sunshine"......lol. True so very true. God bless you.
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SKMINNY 9/28/2010 12:30PM

    thats fantastic!


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PLPEEP 9/27/2010 7:48PM

    Out of the mouths of babe's
these were great
enjoyed reading them and got several chuckles

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JILLLIGHT 9/27/2010 12:16PM

    lol

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WESTIEGAL1 9/27/2010 12:07PM

    Too cute!

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SUNSET09 9/27/2010 3:20AM

  Out of the mouths of babes! Some of them may actually have something here! emoticon

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HEATHERL219 9/27/2010 3:01AM

    I loved this! Thank you so much for the laugh and for sharing!! :)

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Benefits of laughter

Saturday, September 25, 2010

You may wonder why I always blog funny stuff. Well, there are a lot of positive results from laughter, so my mission is to foster those results in people's lives. (e.g. I wear bright clothes on gray days!) Here's some stuff about laughing that will make your day:

"A hearty guffaw will burn more calories than a nervous titter, but researchers at Vanderbilt University found adults burn an average of 1.3 calories per minute while laughing with their friends. Thatís about the same number of calories you burn while taking notes in a classroom or standing and talking on the phone. But laughter has other benefits besides burning calories, including relief of emotional stress and a workout for the muscles of the diaphragm, abdomen, back, and shoulders. Read about the benefits of laughter from the Guide to Stress Management at About.com."

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GRAMMAP1 9/25/2010 11:21PM

    I wondered how to get rid of my belly. Well, Sunshine, will belly laughing do it? emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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PLPEEP 9/25/2010 4:36PM

    I totally agree with you. I am a big believer in 'laughter is the best medicine'. I just happen to see this blog but I will for sure go check out your other ones. If i can laugh at least one time a day then I feel it has been a good day. Thanks for reminding everyone how important this is.

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Kids' Wise Words ~ some are old but there's a few new ones

Saturday, September 25, 2010

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13

6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14

10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12

11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9

12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9

13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9

14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.- Kellie, 11

15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15

16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9

17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10

18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13

19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

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PLPEEP 9/25/2010 4:40PM

    Those comments are great, enjoyed reading them. I especially liked # 8.

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OREGONPEACH3 9/25/2010 4:36PM

    emoticon I like Naomi's, she's thinkin'!

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DIANE7786 9/25/2010 4:25PM

    Very cute! Thanks for sharing.

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