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Jets Fan

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.

The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.

The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"

"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."

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RANDOM00B 6/27/2012 9:43PM

    emoticon Awesome joke!!

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ALICERIEGER 6/27/2012 10:23AM

   

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Success

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

  
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BAMAJAM 6/27/2012 1:18PM

  This is indeed full of wisdom and truth. Thanks for posting it . . .

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BEARGODDESS 6/27/2012 11:27AM

    I LOVE this. So beautiful! emoticon emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/27/2012 10:26AM

    Totally agree

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Modern Technology

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".

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I worked with an individual who plugged the power strip back into itself and for his life couldn't figure why the computer would not turn on.

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1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"

2nd Person: "A little. What's wrong?"

1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."

2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"

1st Person: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."

  
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ALICERIEGER 6/26/2012 10:13AM

    Brillant

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If Only You Had Looked

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I rushed down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but found no one there either. I went as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both be still alive."

  
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    WOW

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SKMINNY 6/26/2012 8:12AM

    Ha ha ha thats great!


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NANCYRUBIO 6/26/2012 12:18AM

    Good hearty laugh from me.

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Grandpa, What's it like to be old?

Monday, June 25, 2012

  
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RAINBOWMF 6/30/2012 12:27AM

    emoticon isn't that the truth?

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NANAW12001 6/25/2012 2:28PM

  This is precious. Thanks.

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