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Political Quotes

Sunday, June 24, 2012

"I resent your insinuendoes."

"If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate." -- Dan Quayle

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave."

"We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report."

"Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository."

  
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BOO-SHAY 6/24/2012 11:34PM

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NAYPOOIE 6/24/2012 11:10PM

    That second to the last one reminds me of when my daughter was little. She said, "I'm not impatient, I just can't wait anymore!"

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PEEDLE 6/24/2012 6:59PM

    Yeah, yeah.
Sounds just like politi-talk!
As someone once said "They talk a lot, but say nothing."
They should have added: ".....that makes sense, that is."
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Mary Lou

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Funny News Headlines

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Air Head Fired

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

  
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RANDOM00B 6/24/2012 4:56PM

    emoticon Awesome!

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BARCLE 6/24/2012 3:24PM

    lol, some good ones for sure emoticon

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CHACHAOREO 6/24/2012 5:08AM

    It got my attention!

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Memory Tricks

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great."

"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"

  
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GLORYB2014 6/24/2012 2:05PM

    That's a good one! emoticon

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MISSDAISY23 6/23/2012 9:24PM

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LILLITO 6/23/2012 9:18PM

    oldie but good one.

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He needed a wife

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment seminar he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her beauty took his breath away. I may look like just an ordinary man, he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will pass, and Ill inherit his large fortune.

Impressed, the woman took his business card and three months later, she became Joes stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men!!

  
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ALICERIEGER 6/25/2012 6:33AM

    That hurts!

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LILLITO 6/23/2012 9:21PM

    ouch!

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MISSDAISY23 6/23/2012 9:15PM

    poor Joe!

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No Bathing Suits Allowe3d

Thursday, June 21, 2012

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLaG06KCG9g

  
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ALICERIEGER 6/25/2012 6:35AM

    That is one solution

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MISSDAISY23 6/23/2012 9:25PM

    lol

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REXTINE1 6/23/2012 1:53PM

    A little language problem there.

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SASIKHASI1 6/22/2012 9:55PM

    How funny.

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GRANDMA624 6/22/2012 8:36PM

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L*I*T*A* 6/22/2012 7:39PM

    too funny............ emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 6/22/2012 2:48PM

    Don't mess with the elderly.

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MARYB73 6/21/2012 11:31PM

    Glad you are back.

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LEFTHANDLUKE 6/21/2012 11:23PM

    awesome

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