SUNSHINE65   50,020
SparkPoints
50,000-59,999 SparkPoints
 
 
SUNSHINE65's Recent Blog Entries

First Joke!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?"

Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One."
emoticon

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

BOO-SHAY 6/22/2012 1:21AM

    Thanks for the touch of humor, I really needed it today! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
GRANDMA624 6/21/2012 10:29AM

  I love this. At least he knew how much 1/2 and 1/2 is. emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
IDLETYME 6/21/2012 8:18AM

    Great to start your day with a chuckle - emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SUSANBEAMON 6/21/2012 1:56AM

  emoticonalways a good one, keep them coming.

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICIA214 6/21/2012 12:29AM

 

Good One Thanks!! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BEARGODDESS 6/21/2012 12:16AM

    Glad to have you back!! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SPARKLINGHOPE 6/20/2012 11:57PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DAWNAMAIN 6/20/2012 11:34PM

  I love jokes. Keep them coming emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


IT'S BACK!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

What a relief! The Mac is back! They only had to reinstall the operating system and all the data came back. Yay! Jokes are forthcoming!

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

MRFUZZ 6/21/2012 10:10PM

    I love all the smiles you give me emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
IZEE52 6/21/2012 9:17PM

    Happy to see you return. I love your jokes!

Report Inappropriate Comment
GRANDMA624 6/21/2012 10:30AM

  emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BEARGODDESS 6/21/2012 12:18AM

    YAY!! (and may I just say: Whew!) emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


Computer update

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Computer went to the hospital Monday afternoon. When I checked in on Tuesday afternoon they were still working on it, reinstalling the OS, [blah,blah,blah], and would know today. I don't even care how much it costs!!! I just want my baby back!!! emoticon Preferably the same one with all the data on it! If I have to get a new one it's DH's turn to buy the Mac. I will let you know.
Love, Gayle

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

RELLINGS 6/20/2012 2:20PM

    Good Luck, computers can be great and trouble at the same time!

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 6/20/2012 12:15PM

    How soon we get used to our computer and how we miss it when its;s gone.

Report Inappropriate Comment
TONI2011 6/20/2012 11:44AM

    Technology can be terrific! But can also be so distressing when it's not there for us.

emoticon

I hope they can fix it!

Report Inappropriate Comment


Not my usual blog

Sunday, June 17, 2012


My computer has done a freeze...it will not boot up. So I pulled out this net book I bought a couple of years ago to take on vacation, just to keep in touch. I'll take my Mac to the MacPac store tonmorrow and leave it there to see if they can resurrect it. Hopefully yes. And I do not want to lose any of the good stuff on it! So the laughs will wait until I get my Mac back from MacPac. [Alliteration intended!]
Love you all, Gayle

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

GRANNYQUINN 6/18/2012 4:44PM

    Bummer, so sorry to hear this news! Glad you have a back up!

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 6/18/2012 10:33AM

    We all will be waiting for our daily chuckle. Hope it is an easy fix. Thanks

Report Inappropriate Comment
L*I*T*A* 6/18/2012 10:18AM

    hope whatever ails your computer is fixable and not too too expensive
blessings and hugs.............lita

emoticon emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BAYBERRYBEAR 6/18/2012 12:02AM

    Poor Mac having to go to the Mac Doctor!

emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALIHIKES 6/17/2012 11:55PM

    I always enjoy reading your jokes! I hope your computer malfunction is fixed soon -- it is so frustrating when one of our reliable tools stops working.

Report Inappropriate Comment
BEARGODDESS 6/17/2012 9:18PM

    Oh, hope everything get's fixed okay! It's so frustrating when that happens. I'll miss the funnies, but look forward to them popping up again as soon as you're all fixed up!

Thanks for letting us know!

emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


Stuck

Saturday, June 16, 2012

My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door open while a maintenance worker was called. A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again. He jiggled the doorknob and a voice from inside called, "Get me out!"

"Don't worry," David replied, "Maintenance should be sending somebody."

"They did," said the voice.

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

SASIKHASI1 6/16/2012 5:19PM

    I got stuck in the bathroom at work by a faulty lock. I pounded on that sucker for quite awhile before I realized I had my cell phone in my pocket. I called the front desk and told them that they had better get me out of there quick. They were laughing so hard, but it took them almost a half hour to get that door open. They also got it fixed lol.

Report Inappropriate Comment
MRE1956 6/16/2012 2:47PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BUDDYSMYFRIEND 6/16/2012 1:14PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 6/16/2012 10:32AM

    Thanks for the chuckle,

Report Inappropriate Comment
BEARGODDESS 6/16/2012 9:33AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
LATTELEE 6/16/2012 1:16AM

  funny

Report Inappropriate Comment


First Page  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 Last Page