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Computer update

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Computer went to the hospital Monday afternoon. When I checked in on Tuesday afternoon they were still working on it, reinstalling the OS, [blah,blah,blah], and would know today. I don't even care how much it costs!!! I just want my baby back!!! emoticon Preferably the same one with all the data on it! If I have to get a new one it's DH's turn to buy the Mac. I will let you know.
Love, Gayle

  
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RELLINGS 6/20/2012 2:20PM

    Good Luck, computers can be great and trouble at the same time!

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ALICERIEGER 6/20/2012 12:15PM

    How soon we get used to our computer and how we miss it when its;s gone.

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TONI2011 6/20/2012 11:44AM

    Technology can be terrific! But can also be so distressing when it's not there for us.

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I hope they can fix it!

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Not my usual blog

Sunday, June 17, 2012


My computer has done a freeze...it will not boot up. So I pulled out this net book I bought a couple of years ago to take on vacation, just to keep in touch. I'll take my Mac to the MacPac store tonmorrow and leave it there to see if they can resurrect it. Hopefully yes. And I do not want to lose any of the good stuff on it! So the laughs will wait until I get my Mac back from MacPac. [Alliteration intended!]
Love you all, Gayle

  
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GRANNYQUINN 6/18/2012 4:44PM

    Bummer, so sorry to hear this news! Glad you have a back up!

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ALICERIEGER 6/18/2012 10:33AM

    We all will be waiting for our daily chuckle. Hope it is an easy fix. Thanks

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L*I*T*A* 6/18/2012 10:18AM

    hope whatever ails your computer is fixable and not too too expensive
blessings and hugs.............lita

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BAYBERRYBEAR 6/18/2012 12:02AM

    Poor Mac having to go to the Mac Doctor!

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ALIHIKES 6/17/2012 11:55PM

    I always enjoy reading your jokes! I hope your computer malfunction is fixed soon -- it is so frustrating when one of our reliable tools stops working.

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BEARGODDESS 6/17/2012 9:18PM

    Oh, hope everything get's fixed okay! It's so frustrating when that happens. I'll miss the funnies, but look forward to them popping up again as soon as you're all fixed up!

Thanks for letting us know!

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Stuck

Saturday, June 16, 2012

My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door open while a maintenance worker was called. A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again. He jiggled the doorknob and a voice from inside called, "Get me out!"

"Don't worry," David replied, "Maintenance should be sending somebody."

"They did," said the voice.

  
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SASIKHASI1 6/16/2012 5:19PM

    I got stuck in the bathroom at work by a faulty lock. I pounded on that sucker for quite awhile before I realized I had my cell phone in my pocket. I called the front desk and told them that they had better get me out of there quick. They were laughing so hard, but it took them almost a half hour to get that door open. They also got it fixed lol.

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MRE1956 6/16/2012 2:47PM

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BUDDYSMYFRIEND 6/16/2012 1:14PM

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ALICERIEGER 6/16/2012 10:32AM

    Thanks for the chuckle,

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BEARGODDESS 6/16/2012 9:33AM

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LATTELEE 6/16/2012 1:16AM

  funny

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English Lecture

Saturday, June 16, 2012

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

  
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GRANDMA624 6/16/2012 8:26PM

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ALICERIEGER 6/16/2012 10:33AM

    That is one exanple

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AZURELITE 6/16/2012 6:18AM

    So true!

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ANIMAL VETERINARY TREATMENTS

Thursday, June 14, 2012

When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. "Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find," he told me.

At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying a liter of cheap booze at ten o'clock in the morning, and I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk. "Believe it or not," I said, "this is for a sick dog."

As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of muscatel and announced, "These are for my cats."

  
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ALICERIEGER 6/15/2012 10:34AM

    Maybe I should a pei

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SASIKHASI1 6/15/2012 12:51AM

    Poor doggie, but I bet the booze neutralizes the anti freeze. Drunk dogs are always the life of the party.

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UMBILICAL 6/14/2012 11:30PM

  Animal alcoholism! LOL

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