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Daffynitions

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

ASSASSINATE: A hired killer finished lunch
COFFEE: Break fluid
NEUROSIS: Fresh flowers
CONSULTANT: Ask your motherís sister for advice
NAUGHTY: Water, coke, or milk
WITHDRAWAL: How people in Texas talk
SHOTGUN WEDDING: A case of wife or death
ARGUMENT: A discussion that occurs when youíre right but your opponent just hasnít realized it yet.
PATIENCE: The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children.
JURY: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
EXPERIENCE: Recognizing a mistake when youíve made it once again.
ADMIRATION: Our polite recognition of anotherís resemblance to ourselves.
DRUG: A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
JUSTICE: A decision in your favor.
LAWYER: The larval stage of politicians.
LIBERAL: Too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
PARANOID: Someone who just figured out whatís going on.
POLITICALLY CORRECT: Always having to say youíre sorry.
LOGIC: The art of being wrong with confidence.
MAINTENANCE FREE: Impossible to fix.
COMPUTER: A device designed to speed up and automate errors.

  
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BOO-SHAY 6/14/2012 1:46AM

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Good Speller

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling. So, when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer" them, I had to set him straight.

I wrote, "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f. In case you've forgotten, spell checker comes free with your software."

A minute later, I got this reply, "Mine must be dephective."

  
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BUDDYSMYFRIEND 6/13/2012 1:57PM

    Thanks for sharing. Too cute!

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BAMAJAM 6/13/2012 1:54PM

  That is really cute! lol

Once I applied for a job and was given a sheet of paper, a test of Grammar.

The heading at the top in large print was --- "GRAMMER TEST"

(No, I did not tell them of the error, but I wish I had circled that word in RED) haha

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BEARGODDESS 6/13/2012 10:00AM

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RANDOM00B 6/13/2012 9:15AM

    Oh good lord emoticon! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

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ALICERIEGER 6/13/2012 4:03AM

    He must have the same program that I have.

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Just a thought...

Monday, June 11, 2012









  
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TDMTBIRD 6/12/2012 10:37AM

    You are so funny. I know if I need a laugh I can count on you!

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MRFUZZ 6/11/2012 10:54PM

    I love your blogs...laughter is so good for the soul! You two look so happy!

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NAYPOOIE 6/11/2012 12:45PM

    Those were great!

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TISTEN23 6/11/2012 11:38AM

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ALICERIEGER 6/11/2012 7:33AM

    Love iy!

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The Candidate Next Door

Monday, June 11, 2012

www.nytimes.com/2012/06/07/garden/mi
tt-romney-the-candidate-next-door.html
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ALICERIEGER 6/11/2012 7:46AM

    An interesting view of the political scene.

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Job Search Woes

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area.

She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers and attached her resume to each one. Two weeks later, Catherine was dismayed and bewildered that she had not received even one request for an interview.

Finally she received a message from a prospective employer that explained the reason she hadn't heard from anyone else.

It read: "Your resume was not attached as stated. I do, however, want to thank you for the vegetable lasagna recipe."

  
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MI-ELLKAYBEE 6/11/2012 11:10AM

    Hope she got a job since then.

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SASIKHASI1 6/11/2012 12:59AM

    Sounds like something I would do lol.

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IDLETYME 6/10/2012 9:11PM

    Super - Thanks for sharing!! emoticon

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RANDOM00B 6/10/2012 3:48PM

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I LOL'd

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ALICERIEGER 6/10/2012 9:02AM

    Oh-oh!

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BEARGODDESS 6/10/2012 8:04AM

    Sounds like something I'd do these days! emoticon

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DIANE7786 6/10/2012 3:22AM

    Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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