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AGE BAROMETER

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Total the number of these that you remember:

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with levers
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 You're still young.

If you remembered 6-10 You are getting older.

If you remembered 11-15 Don't tell your age.

If you remembered 16-25 You're older than dirt!.

  
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GRANDMA624 6/15/2012 10:28AM

  I remember all. emoticon

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BUDDYSMYFRIEND 6/14/2012 3:41PM

    Well, I remember 'm all, so I guess I'm officially older than dirt. emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 6/14/2012 1:08PM

    We still have a drive-in here.

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ALICERIEGER 6/14/2012 10:31AM

    Guess I'm older than dirt,

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BEARGODDESS 6/14/2012 10:20AM

    AAAAaaaaahhhhh!! I remember all of those. emoticon

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Transportation in Heaven

Thursday, June 14, 2012

And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said - "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

The angel looked at the first guy, Dave, and said- "You, Dave, were a bad man in life. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge."

The angel next looked at the second guy, Jon, and said- "You were not as sinful, but you still cheated on your wife twice. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."

The angel finally looked at our hero, Sam, and said- "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari. There he is, sitting on the bonnet, his head in his hands, crying.

"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You're set forever! Why so down?"

Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth, and said, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard."

  
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IDLETYME 6/16/2012 9:59AM

    That's sooo funny! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/14/2012 10:35AM

    Oh dear!

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BEARGODDESS 6/14/2012 10:21AM

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LATTELEE 6/14/2012 1:17AM

  Funny!

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Daffynitions

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

ASSASSINATE: A hired killer finished lunch
COFFEE: Break fluid
NEUROSIS: Fresh flowers
CONSULTANT: Ask your motherís sister for advice
NAUGHTY: Water, coke, or milk
WITHDRAWAL: How people in Texas talk
SHOTGUN WEDDING: A case of wife or death
ARGUMENT: A discussion that occurs when youíre right but your opponent just hasnít realized it yet.
PATIENCE: The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children.
JURY: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
EXPERIENCE: Recognizing a mistake when youíve made it once again.
ADMIRATION: Our polite recognition of anotherís resemblance to ourselves.
DRUG: A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
JUSTICE: A decision in your favor.
LAWYER: The larval stage of politicians.
LIBERAL: Too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
PARANOID: Someone who just figured out whatís going on.
POLITICALLY CORRECT: Always having to say youíre sorry.
LOGIC: The art of being wrong with confidence.
MAINTENANCE FREE: Impossible to fix.
COMPUTER: A device designed to speed up and automate errors.

  
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BOO-SHAY 6/14/2012 1:46AM

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Good Speller

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling. So, when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer" them, I had to set him straight.

I wrote, "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f. In case you've forgotten, spell checker comes free with your software."

A minute later, I got this reply, "Mine must be dephective."

  
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BUDDYSMYFRIEND 6/13/2012 1:57PM

    Thanks for sharing. Too cute!

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BAMAJAM 6/13/2012 1:54PM

  That is really cute! lol

Once I applied for a job and was given a sheet of paper, a test of Grammar.

The heading at the top in large print was --- "GRAMMER TEST"

(No, I did not tell them of the error, but I wish I had circled that word in RED) haha

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BEARGODDESS 6/13/2012 10:00AM

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RANDOM00B 6/13/2012 9:15AM

    Oh good lord emoticon! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

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ALICERIEGER 6/13/2012 4:03AM

    He must have the same program that I have.

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Just a thought...

Monday, June 11, 2012









  
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TDMLUVZSNOOPY 6/12/2012 10:37AM

    You are so funny. I know if I need a laugh I can count on you!

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MRFUZZ 6/11/2012 10:54PM

    I love your blogs...laughter is so good for the soul! You two look so happy!

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NAYPOOIE 6/11/2012 12:45PM

    Those were great!

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TISTEN23 6/11/2012 11:38AM

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MI-ELLKAYBEE 6/11/2012 11:12AM

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ALICERIEGER 6/11/2012 7:33AM

    Love iy!

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