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Basketball, anybody?

Thursday, June 07, 2012

This was on the news...not the whole video.
When you get a few minutes watch this video its very funny. Kyrie Irving rookie of the year from Cleveland that played at Duke 2010.
They dress him up in movie make up and make him look like an 80 year old man and he goes to the street basketball courts in new York and gets in a pickup basketball game with all these young guys. at the beginning playing terrible and then starts playing for real andro its great.
devour.com/video/uncle-drew/

  
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ALICERIEGER 6/8/2012 12:30PM

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FRIENDOFBACH 6/8/2012 12:16AM

  Great!
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ITCANBEDUN 6/8/2012 12:15AM

    Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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BUDDYSMYFRIEND 6/7/2012 11:50PM

    Really enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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Life Observations

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

3. I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

4. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

5. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

6. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

7. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

8. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

9. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a couple of bucks at the bowling alley.

10. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

11. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

12. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

  
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GRANNYQUINN 6/7/2012 1:25PM

    Wonderful- Thank-you for the laughs.

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ALICERIEGER 6/7/2012 7:01AM

    Good observations

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NAYPOOIE 6/6/2012 11:11PM

    LOL

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New Dad

Monday, June 04, 2012

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.

Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full.

"Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."

The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 6/4/2012 10:38AM

    Wow

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    EEEeeeewwww!! emoticon

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Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Sunday, June 03, 2012

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

  
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SKMINNY 6/4/2012 11:18AM

    and another warning: washs eye goin toooo fassss osifer?

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ALICERIEGER 6/3/2012 1:42PM

    Love the warnings.

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RANDOM00B 6/3/2012 10:44AM

    I don't drink at all, but this just made me LOL, emoticon

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GRANDMA624 6/3/2012 10:26AM

  That's why I don't drink much anymore. No. 2 on the list was enough for me. emoticon I thought I could do the limbo. Could not go tooo low emoticon

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Very good!

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_CYNDY55_ 6/3/2012 12:52AM

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Glad to have stopped drinking alcohol 5 years ago emoticon emoticon
Hahahahaha.....no more saying "thish" Ahahahaha-----!!!!!
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Helping an Overweight Blonde

Sunday, June 03, 2012

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

  
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ALICERIEGER 6/4/2012 10:40AM

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    emoticon Thanks much for the joke!

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  I guess that's why I don't run. emoticon emoticon

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BARCLE 6/3/2012 1:11AM

    lol - that was funny emoticon

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SMILES650 6/3/2012 12:29AM

  Brilliant! .......thanks so much for sharing. emoticon

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