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Thursday, May 24, 2012

  
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WINTERHARTT 5/25/2012 4:39PM

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NAYPOOIE 5/25/2012 1:57PM

    Oh, that's bad!

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CJSARGENT1 5/25/2012 12:00PM

    oh my!!!!!!

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GRANDMA624 5/25/2012 5:47AM

  I would say so!!

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NANAMOM652009 5/25/2012 12:16AM

    yup! I think it does!

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Way too Drunk...

Thursday, May 24, 2012

A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading home. The man thought this was a good idea so he stood up to leave but fell over straight away. He tried to stand up again but only fell over again. He thought if only he could get outside and get some fresh air he'd be grand. So he crawled outside then tried to stand up and fell over again. In the end after falling over lots more he decided to crawl home. When he got back to his house he pulled himself up using the door handle but as soon as he let go he fell over again. He had to crawl up the stairs and managed to fall over onto the bed and fell asleep. When he finally woke up the next morning his wife asked him what he was doing at the pub last night. He denied it but she said, "I know you were there..." he maintained his innocence until "...the barman rang to say you forgot your wheelchair again...."

  
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ALICERIEGER 5/25/2012 11:46AM

    That would explain it

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TISTEN23 5/24/2012 11:27AM

    Thats great!!!

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HANDYV 5/24/2012 8:43AM

    emoticon TOO FUNNY

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WAY2GOCAT 5/24/2012 6:07AM

    Funny! Thanks for my first smile of the day!

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Car Keys

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.
"Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

Yep it's the golden years.

  
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    Oh my

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BARCLE 5/24/2012 6:31PM

    Loved it, classic! emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 5/24/2012 11:31AM

    LOL

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OPANKA 5/24/2012 6:42AM

    Excellent story!!! Love it! Like a sunshine in a boring day!

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    Giggle, I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when she got you home lol. emoticon

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DRUIDPRINCESS 5/23/2012 11:32PM

    Loved your blog! It is so nice to take time out to smile. Thank you for sharing your story with us!
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SUNSHINE99999 5/23/2012 11:20PM

  nice blog. Blessings!

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Prescription....

Monday, May 21, 2012

An older man strode in to his doctor's office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."

"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"

The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."

  
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NAYPOOIE 5/23/2012 1:44PM

    ah, arrogance.

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More Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Sunday, May 20, 2012

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

  
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    Thanks

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GRAMMAP1 5/20/2012 11:07PM

    Those are clever. You do a great job of keeping things light! emoticon

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