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Prescription....

Monday, May 21, 2012

An older man strode in to his doctor's office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."

"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"

The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."

  
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NAYPOOIE 5/23/2012 1:44PM

    ah, arrogance.

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ALICERIEGER 5/22/2012 2:03PM

    oh-oh

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CHEROKEE1946 5/21/2012 9:58PM

    CUTE

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More Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Sunday, May 20, 2012

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

  
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BARCLE 5/24/2012 6:31PM

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    Thanks

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GRAMMAP1 5/20/2012 11:07PM

    Those are clever. You do a great job of keeping things light! emoticon

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Blonde Riding a Horse

Sunday, May 20, 2012

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out to turn the horse off.

  
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GRANDMA624 5/21/2012 8:28PM

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NAYPOOIE 5/21/2012 1:51PM

    LOL

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SKMINNY 5/21/2012 7:58AM

    ha ha thats great, , here is one for u: there was 2 blondes wanting to go to disneyland, the got in the car and drove and drove, and drove some more. they came upon a sign that said disneyland left. they cried and cried and turned around and went home!

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PAMNANGEL 5/20/2012 9:26PM

    Oh dear. emoticon

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MRSVK11 5/20/2012 8:34PM

    oh my..lol

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ALICERIEGER 5/20/2012 10:26AM

    ooops!

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GI Insurance

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"

  
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PAMNANGEL 5/20/2012 9:28PM

    So that's how it works!

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    That's funny!!

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ALICERIEGER 5/20/2012 10:28AM

    Good point

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New Navy chaplain

Thursday, May 17, 2012

My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and view the body. "Will the family now come forward and pass around the bier," said my father.

He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words. Later, as my father was leaving, he overheard two of the cemetery workers talking. "I didn't get any beer," one said. "Did you?"

"You heard the chaplain," the other replied. "It was just for the family."

  
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ALICERIEGER 5/18/2012 10:52AM

    oh-oh

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