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Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Thursday, May 17, 2012

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

- A day without sunshine is like...night.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

  
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ALICERIEGER 5/18/2012 10:50AM

    Good thoughts

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CATLADY52 5/17/2012 12:14PM

    Beautifully said. emoticon

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MZZCHIEF 5/17/2012 11:25AM

    Love it!

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JEANETTECURRY 5/17/2012 11:08AM

    Thank you for starting my morning off with a good laugh!! emoticon

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How to Drink and Drive Successfully

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Bubba and Billy were driving down the road while drinking beer when they spotted a roadblock ahead. "We're gonna get busted," whimpered Billy. "Don't worry," said Bubba. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and then toss the bottles under the seat. Just let me do the talking." They downed the beer, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the police officer asked, "You boys been drinking?" "No, sir," said Bubba, pointing at the labels. "Me and Billy are on the patch."

  
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IDLETYME 5/17/2012 9:32PM

    Quick thinking Bubba!! emoticon

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RANDOM00B 5/17/2012 11:39AM

    That's awesome--thanks for the chuckle this morning!

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WILSON425 5/17/2012 11:35AM

    I'll bet they still got busted! emoticon

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MZZCHIEF 5/17/2012 11:24AM

    Cute!

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Mzzchief

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ALICERIEGER 5/17/2012 9:30AM

    creative thinking! Love it.

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FITANDFIFTY2 5/17/2012 12:36AM

    Lol..loved it!! Thank you for the laughter! emoticon

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CHIBIKARATE 5/17/2012 12:29AM

    ha ha to funny enjoy your day huggzzz

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Senior Love.......

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Kathy is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail!'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite'

  
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HELEN_BRU 5/18/2012 10:00AM

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NAYPOOIE 5/17/2012 12:38PM

    Oh, that's bad.

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WILSON425 5/17/2012 11:36AM

    Not only tell them how but have to explain in detail! LOL

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ALICERIEGER 5/17/2012 9:32AM

    Thanks for the chuckle,

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NIGHTOWLKIM 5/17/2012 12:38AM

  LOL! Thanks for the laugh. :)

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NIGHTOWLKIM 5/17/2012 12:37AM

  LOL! Thanks for the laugh. :)

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12 laughs a day just to maintain

Tuesday, May 15, 2012


www.flickspire.com/m/IAAW/Laughter?i
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ALICERIEGER 5/16/2012 10:37AM

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A bad cup of coffee

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"

Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"

  
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WILSON425 5/17/2012 11:34AM

    Cute!

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GAMMY98 5/15/2012 9:03PM

    love it

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WINE4GIRL 5/15/2012 6:58PM

    That's so cute!

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    That's cute emoticon

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ITCANBEDUN 5/15/2012 5:00PM

    That is so cute. Grandkids are so precious. emoticon

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WINTERHARTT 5/15/2012 4:23PM

    That's cute! Reminds me of my son when he was little.

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NANAW12001 5/15/2012 4:18PM

  How precious.

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