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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Kathy is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail!'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite'

  
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HELEN_BRU 5/18/2012 10:00AM

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NAYPOOIE 5/17/2012 12:38PM

    Oh, that's bad.

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WILSON425 5/17/2012 11:36AM

    Not only tell them how but have to explain in detail! LOL

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ALICERIEGER 5/17/2012 9:32AM

    Thanks for the chuckle,

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NIGHTOWLKIM 5/17/2012 12:38AM

  LOL! Thanks for the laugh. :)

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NIGHTOWLKIM 5/17/2012 12:37AM

  LOL! Thanks for the laugh. :)

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12 laughs a day just to maintain

Tuesday, May 15, 2012


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ALICERIEGER 5/16/2012 10:37AM

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A bad cup of coffee

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"

Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"

  
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WILSON425 5/17/2012 11:34AM

    Cute!

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GAMMY98 5/15/2012 9:03PM

    love it

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WINE4GIRL 5/15/2012 6:58PM

    That's so cute!

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    That is so cute. Grandkids are so precious. emoticon

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WINTERHARTT 5/15/2012 4:23PM

    That's cute! Reminds me of my son when he was little.

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NANAW12001 5/15/2012 4:18PM

  How precious.

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Answers given by 2nd grade school children about mothers:

Monday, May 14, 2012



Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about
dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine..

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

  
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KELLYBEANER77 5/28/2012 4:43PM

    Thanks for the chuckle :)

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ALICERIEGER 5/16/2012 10:42AM

    Great!

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MARTHASPARKS 5/15/2012 1:07PM

    Too cute!

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NAYPOOIE 5/15/2012 11:02AM

    Oh, these were priceless! I can't even pick a favorite.

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    emoticon love the child's point of view

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YANKEEBELLA 5/15/2012 6:56AM

    These are so cute!!

Hope you have a great day.

Blessings,
Susan


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NINALEE35 5/15/2012 2:18AM

    This is absolutely priceless! Thanks for sharing.

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BAYBERRYBEAR 5/15/2012 1:30AM

    From the mouths of babes...


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MRSVK11 5/15/2012 12:46AM

    Glad you had a nice get away!
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1COUNTRY_GAL 5/15/2012 12:09AM

    LOve the innocence of Children,thank you for posting! emoticon

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BOGUSANNIE 5/14/2012 11:14PM

    cute!

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No Internet!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Been out of WiFi range for three days! I missed you all, and I hope you missed my belly laughs! Am catching up slowly. Did enjoy getting to the ocean and renewing by watching the waves wash in and in. Lovely sunsets.

  
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BAYBERRYBEAR 5/15/2012 1:31AM

    That getaway sounds fabulous! Glad you got to enjoy it!

Thanks for the belly laughs. We did miss you!!!

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